Anyone here have some funny stories?
Just thought I'd share a particularly funny story from last night.
Me and like five other friends meet up, after a day of various BBQ's and reunions (graduations coming this week). So before we meet up with the other guys, me and two other friends decide to make a quick Wendy's run. In line, we're approaching the Menu sign, when this one mid-age dude wearing a sling, who looks like he's drunk, asks if he can tag onto our order, because it had apparently his car was 'almost out of gas', and only the drive-thru was open. My friend riding shotgun gets mad, and tells him to leave. This dude won't leave. As we order, this guy tries tagging on to ours, and my friend gets pissed. My friend (who's black), starts cussing out the drunk dude outside (who's also black), and "possibly drunk" dude "drunkenly" replies at my friend, acusing him of being a traitor.
I'm like "fuck this" and pull forward to the window. As we're paying, cool bro walks back and my friend gets mad and starts throwing coins at him. Meanwhile I'm cracking up hysterically, and "most likely drunk" bro tries striking a convo with me about my E30, saying he has one too. We drive off.
Fast track to probably over an hour later. We end up at this catholic school kid's party, which is surprisingly in the straight hood of East Oakland. We get there, and there are a bunch of drugged out dread-heads and drunk catholic school girls in the party, blaring some rather shitty rap. :woowoo:Then a fellow who presents himself as "Awwtha", approaches us with a semi-automatic weapon in his hand, high as fuck. We all laughed and introduces ourselves to him.
Then me and some people step outside. Just as we do, the next door neighbor, and older, and fat middle aged dude in a shitty Volvo pulls up in his driveway. "Awwtha" quickly tells us to go back inside, and we do. :D Then angry neighbor storms in, telling everyone to get the fuck out. Then the lolz begin. He starts grabbing random bottles of alcohol, throwing them around and breaking them. Then some people try pushing him, and he starts breaking bottles on them.
Within a sea of yelling and breaking glass, we hear a few gun shots, and everyone starts pouring out. We all run to our cars, and as I am opening the door of my car, I see the drunk dude from the Wendy's, which was a good 10 or so miles away from this house.
Dude comes up all in my face saying "nice e30 maaan", I start laughing, and my friend yells "Shut the fuck up nigga."
Then I went home. Coolest story bro.
Just thought I'd share a particularly funny story from last night.
Me and like five other friends meet up, after a day of various BBQ's and reunions (graduations coming this week). So before we meet up with the other guys, me and two other friends decide to make a quick Wendy's run. In line, we're approaching the Menu sign, when this one mid-age dude wearing a sling, who looks like he's drunk, asks if he can tag onto our order, because it had apparently his car was 'almost out of gas', and only the drive-thru was open. My friend riding shotgun gets mad, and tells him to leave. This dude won't leave. As we order, this guy tries tagging on to ours, and my friend gets pissed. My friend (who's black), starts cussing out the drunk dude outside (who's also black), and "possibly drunk" dude "drunkenly" replies at my friend, acusing him of being a traitor.
I'm like "fuck this" and pull forward to the window. As we're paying, cool bro walks back and my friend gets mad and starts throwing coins at him. Meanwhile I'm cracking up hysterically, and "most likely drunk" bro tries striking a convo with me about my E30, saying he has one too. We drive off.Fast track to probably over an hour later. We end up at this catholic school kid's party, which is surprisingly in the straight hood of East Oakland. We get there, and there are a bunch of drugged out dread-heads and drunk catholic school girls in the party, blaring some rather shitty rap. :woowoo:Then a fellow who presents himself as "Awwtha", approaches us with a semi-automatic weapon in his hand, high as fuck. We all laughed and introduces ourselves to him.
Then me and some people step outside. Just as we do, the next door neighbor, and older, and fat middle aged dude in a shitty Volvo pulls up in his driveway. "Awwtha" quickly tells us to go back inside, and we do. :D Then angry neighbor storms in, telling everyone to get the fuck out. Then the lolz begin. He starts grabbing random bottles of alcohol, throwing them around and breaking them. Then some people try pushing him, and he starts breaking bottles on them.
Within a sea of yelling and breaking glass, we hear a few gun shots, and everyone starts pouring out. We all run to our cars, and as I am opening the door of my car, I see the drunk dude from the Wendy's, which was a good 10 or so miles away from this house.
Dude comes up all in my face saying "nice e30 maaan", I start laughing, and my friend yells "Shut the fuck up nigga."
Then I went home. Coolest story bro.
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