So I met this girl at a bar...

[Brandon12V]

For the record, the closest thing she's had was an e36 //M3(supposedly). She showed me pics of it. I guess she traded it for the R1.

[slammin.e28]

She couldn't have an E30. It would be physically impossible--she would be so densely awesome that she would implode and spawn a black hole whose event horizon was well beyond the earth's diameter, consuming everything we love and sending us into another dimension of awesome girls and old BMWs.

Like I said, impossible.

Is it bad if I want this to happen?

[Wh33lhop]

I think she just wants you to fix her e30.

She couldn't have an E30. It would be physically impossible--she would be so densely awesome that she would implode and spawn a black hole whose event horizon was well beyond the earth's diameter, consuming everything we love and sending us into another dimension of awesome girls and old BMWs.

Like I said, impossible.

[slammin.e28]

She wants your e30.

[Brandon12V]

she doesn't drive an e30. she drives a mkii golf 2.0 16v and a 2008 Yamaha R1

[slammin.e28]

I think she just wants you to fix her e30.

[Wh33lhop]

You're a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles too!

Stuff it, scabby boy. Everyone fucking everyone else over doesn't lead to a happy world.

Edit: Figures you were joking. I'm in agreement with your post above.

[Brandon12V]

If she lets you fuck her in the ass, or cum on her face, or wants to finger your ass, and you're looking for a relationship, RUN. Trust me. Fun for a couple weeks, bad for the rest of your game ya know. Good day

hahahahahahaha noted sir

[scabzzzz]

I'm not a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. Doesn't matter how big a guy is. If he confronts me, I'll take out his knees. I'm just saying I don't know her well enough to justify a punch in the face. Not to mention she is slightly scandalous at this point. Regardless, it's current baggage I don't want to deal with. I got enough craziness from the last girl I dated, who happened to be a stripper at PT's showclub. check it out if you ever come to Indy and I'll buy you a few.

Im just fucking with you, but on the real, it sounds like you already may or may not receive a knuckle sammitch. And you never know, maybe this dude is controlling as well? And she's justifying things by saying its because of her lease and what not. Or maybe its over in her own head, but they havent finally broken it off? Either way, it soudns cool and shes hot (so far, no face has been shown). Maybe just keep up with her and kick it and stuff, and see what happens.

If she lets you fuck her in the ass, or cum on her face, or wants to finger your ass, and you're looking for a relationship, RUN. Trust me. Fun for a couple weeks, bad for the rest of your game ya know. Good day

PS - Saw your edit, I'll be in Indy for that DE coming up I think. We shall hunt for vaginas together dude. Show me where the vagina is hiding.

[accident]

oh i didnt read the part about her having a boyfriend. :|

[Brandon12V]

I'm not a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. Doesn't matter how big a guy is. If he confronts me, I'll take out his knees. I'm just saying I don't know her well enough to justify a punch in the face. Not to mention she is slightly scandalous at this point. Regardless, it's current baggage I don't want to deal with. I got enough craziness from the last girl I dated, who happened to be a stripper at PT's showclub. check it out if you ever come to Indy and I'll buy you a few.


Edit: I take that back. You called me
a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. Buy your own beer you fucker. :D

[accident]

R3v has spoken.

[chadthestampede]

scabzzzz went through this exact situation with newman, and they turned out to be a happy couple.

[scabzzzz]

Also, I'm operating under the assumption that the OP hasnt already fallen in love. Which I guess would be fitting for the pussiness he's displaying.

[scabzzzz]

What goes around comes around. Proceed with caution.

You're a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles too!