So I met this girl at a bar...

[scabzzzz]

The more I read about this girl, the more I'm about to come up to Indy and whisk her away in my magical Heeter look-a-like pink race car.

:thumbsup:

[Anguz]

Couple words.

When I met my woman, She was engaged.
That was 4 years ago now.
She no longer believes in marriage.
And, she hunts down chicks for us at the bar.





FWIW
Carry on

[TurboJake]

Couple words.

When I met my woman, She was engaged.
That was 4 years ago now.
She no longer believes in marriage.
And, she hunts down chicks for us at the bar.





FWIW
Carry on

[HarryPotter]

Bro joeys my boy, Youre dead.

[imsotyerred]

....... I have not responded yet. Keep in mind I'm 5'10 150lbs. I'm no slouch but this guy does amateur MMA in light heavyweight locally. I'm sure he'll never find out... Unless he likes e30's as well.

you have just guaranteed that he will find out

also, not your fault, hers

[LJ851]

Bike chicks are crazy--awesome but crazy. And I mean the batshit variety, not normal-crazy.

+1 Reasonably attractive girl or better + rides sportbike= Trouble. If bike is 1000cc or greater multiply Trouble X 3.

[phreshkid]

If you build it, they will come.

[Maluco]

comprehension fail for jew. :( Sorry to tell you this but all girls fuck but not all girls fuck around with combustion engines.

I would entertain the fuck out of a bar regular who would ask me about timing advance, roll centers and camber curves. Smart girls are fucking awesome.

She does have an error in her notes though.

LOL you guys crack me up. So the plot thickens... texts were bounced back n forth after she sent me those pics...

Her: So ummm. I have to tell you something..

Me: If it involves herpes or some other incurable disease, I will probably have to end you.

Her: Lol no. I have a bf.

Me: Do I know him? Better yet, does he know me?

Her: Don't worry he's not gonna find out but yea you know. It's Joe at the Ram.

Me: Joe..... Joey the bartender???????? The 210lb 6'3 wall of muscle Joey?! Yes please don't tell him, lol.

Her: Haha don't worry babe. We're done anyways. I just haven't moved out yet bc our lease isn't done til sept.





....... I have not responded yet. Keep in mind I'm 5'10 150lbs. I'm no slouch but this guy does amateur MMA in light heavyweight locally. I'm sure he'll never find out... Unless he likes e30's as well.

^That's the bad brand of crazy.

Ugh. I doubt that is the whole story. Guarantee she is sugar coating it (and what sparkles said).

she doesn't drive an e30. she drives a mkii golf 2.0 16v and a 2008 Yamaha R1

and all this is what was meant by my post... Most of us know the likes. I can't stand their type. MKii Golf, a Bike, and dates an amateur MMA fighter. Although, getting ass is getting ass.

....last thursday. She brought up how her car was running weird and she needed help to fix it (cam sensor). Then this chick wanted to know how a fucking combustion engine works at 1 in the morning, lol. I explained it to her on a napkin and for some reason she was really intrigued when I got to the fuel part.... Octane to be exact. I told her to read up on it. About this time it was last call and I wasn't able to close the deal.

Fast forward to last night........... I'm at the same bar, after work, enjoying a beer. Out of nowhere she sneaks up on me. This chick busts out NOTES in my face on octane and its properties. I was like,"holy shit(wtf)". Needless to say, I wanted to fuck her brains out so I humored her. It all went uphill from there and I made babies on her stomach. :) When I woke up this morning, I found this in my back pocket....................



Pretty good night overall. I was going through a 4 month dry spell so it kinda felt like winning a trophy last night, lol.

HOLY SHIT. don't let her go because 99.89999999% are not like that.

lol, fail. see above in bold









I'd check my wallet and get some STD/culture tests going....

[slammin.e28]

If you donate, she will come.

You would know wouldn't you!

Har har har!




I apologize.

[Kershaw]

[Brandon12V]

I will donate one of mine. It would require her to WORK on it. This should cause her to be more awesome, thus equaling a bigger chain reaction ending with more hot chicks, and more broke ass BMWs for everyone.

If you donate, she will come.

[slammin.e28]

I say the OP gives her his car, for science.

I will donate one of mine. It would require her to WORK on it. This should cause her to be more awesome, thus equaling a bigger chain reaction ending with more hot chicks, and more broke ass BMWs for everyone.

[Wh33lhop]

For the record, the closest thing she's had was an e36 //M3(supposedly). She showed me pics of it. I guess she traded it for the R1.

Bike chicks are crazy--awesome but crazy. And I mean the batshit variety, not normal-crazy.

[Kershaw]

whatever. keep fucking her.

who the fuck cares if she has a bf. you're not cheating on anyone. and do you really care so much what moral ground she stands on? fuck no.

fuck around for a few weeks until you get tired of shooting your manload on her.

just dont expect a relationship. per what sparklemotion said.

[Wh33lhop]

Is it bad if I want this to happen?

I say the OP gives her his car, for science.