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I officially hate you. When my ex asked what I was doing for an internship (helping to design the 2013 ECU for a few German cars to be sold in the US market) her eyes glazed over after I said "I work with computers"
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So I met this girl at a bar...
....last thursday. She brought up how her car was running weird and she needed help to fix it (cam sensor). Then this chick wanted to know how a fucking combustion engine works at 1 in the morning, lol. I explained it to her on a napkin and for some reason she was really intrigued when I got to the fuel part.... Octane to be exact. I told her to read up on it. About this time it was last call and I wasn't able to close the deal.
Fast forward to last night........... I'm at the same bar, after work, enjoying a beer. Out of nowhere she sneaks up on me. This chick busts out NOTES in my face on octane and its properties. I was like,"holy shit(wtf)". Needless to say, I wanted to fuck her brains out so I humored her. It all went uphill from there and I made babies on her stomach. :) When I woke up this morning, I found this in my back pocket....................
Pretty good night overall. I was going through a 4 month dry spell so it kinda felt like winning a trophy last night, lol.
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