So I met this girl at a bar...

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  • Brandon12V
    E30 Fanatic
    • Feb 2008
    • 1318

    #1

    So I met this girl at a bar...

    ....last thursday. She brought up how her car was running weird and she needed help to fix it (cam sensor). Then this chick wanted to know how a fucking combustion engine works at 1 in the morning, lol. I explained it to her on a napkin and for some reason she was really intrigued when I got to the fuel part.... Octane to be exact. I told her to read up on it. About this time it was last call and I wasn't able to close the deal.

    Fast forward to last night........... I'm at the same bar, after work, enjoying a beer. Out of nowhere she sneaks up on me. This chick busts out NOTES in my face on octane and its properties. I was like,"holy shit(wtf)". Needless to say, I wanted to fuck her brains out so I humored her. It all went uphill from there and I made babies on her stomach. :) When I woke up this morning, I found this in my back pocket....................



    Pretty good night overall. I was going through a 4 month dry spell so it kinda felt like winning a trophy last night, lol.

    Originally posted by Ryan...
    It now emits a beautiful blue-ish yellow/green smoke from the exhaust?? No idea what would cause that color, but I assume its good.
  • quikveedb2
    R3VLimited
    • Sep 2007
    • 2258

    #2
    Cool story.
    Originally posted by Dozyproductions
    You know why you're drinking that Pabst? No its probably not because it was the first beer you grabbed. It's because you're a winner.

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    • Mlarsen
      R3V Elite
      • Feb 2010
      • 4082

      #3
      Shes a keeper

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      • IRON-E
        I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
        • Dec 2007
        • 16548

        #4
        I would keep her
        @IRON-E30 aka Edwin:D

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        • N2MYE30
          R3V Elite
          • Oct 2007
          • 5536

          #5
          Wow, dont let her go!!!

          COTM

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          • learningcurve86
            Mod Crazy
            • May 2008
            • 715

            #6
            I officially hate you. When my ex asked what I was doing for an internship (helping to design the 2013 ECU for a few German cars to be sold in the US market) her eyes glazed over after I said "I work with computers"


            You suck.
            Greg

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            • Ryan...
              R3VLimited
              • Feb 2010
              • 2448

              #7
              hahaha nice
              2007 Range Rover Sport S/C

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              • devon.818
                Banned
                • Feb 2011
                • 2937

                #8
                wow.
                you just found yourself a wife.

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                • CabbE30
                  R3VLimited
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 2358

                  #9
                  Originally posted by devon.818
                  wow.
                  you just found yourself a wife.

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                  • Dozyproductions
                    R3V Elite
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 4682

                    #10
                    HOLY SHIT. don't let her go because 99.89999999% are not like that.

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                    • vlad
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 0

                      #11
                      pics of the chick or it didn't happen

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                      • Dozyproductions
                        R3V Elite
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 4682

                        #12
                        Originally posted by vlad
                        pics of the chick or it didn't happen
                        you jelly?

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                        • StereoInstaller1
                          GAS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 22679

                          #13
                          I am jelly for god-damn sure, especially if she is over a B cup and still single digit dress size.

                          Closing SOON!
                          "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

                          Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

                          Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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                          • Brandon12V
                            E30 Fanatic
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 1318

                            #14
                            I don't have a pic of her :o/ I'll snap one next time we meet up. I will say one thing tho... black sheets never lie. :p




                            Originally posted by Ryan...
                            It now emits a beautiful blue-ish yellow/green smoke from the exhaust?? No idea what would cause that color, but I assume its good.

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                            • agile30
                              E30 Modder
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 832

                              #15
                              Go back to school. Have her do your projects. Win win
                              Originally posted by Good & Tight
                              It takes real man to mount a big woman, all you haters are just scared boys.

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