Jeans and tyres, fitment correlation?

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  • DTM190
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Nov 2008
    • 1107

    #1

    Jeans and tyres, fitment correlation?

    I know I am getting older but fuck me.

    I cannot handle some of these youngins getting around with their a$$ hanging out, their jeans not even making it to their socks, the crotch near their knees and so tight they look like they are painted on,

    So to talk coverage, on a scale from 1-10

    10 being like old grandpa whos pants ride too high but cover everything including socks

    and

    1 being like these goons who look like they have stolen their 7 year old sisters jeans.

    Where do you sit in the jeans scale.

    I personally dont want the public seeing my a$$, every contour of my leg, my bare ankles all while looking like ive shat my dacks and need to walk all bow legged to avoid the poop squishing in my ass cheeks

    I think jeans are like tyre/rim fitment, if the insides are hanging out, its wrong.

    They remind me of 195s on 11 inch rims.
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    Originally posted by der affe
    first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

    if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.
  • mikeedler
    R3V OG
    • Feb 2004
    • 6707

    #2
    I wear baggy pants hanging fairly low, and am 37 y/o- have since High School. I hate the fags that wear their sisters pants and look like skinny girls in black with flatbills-- yes, it's over here too!

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    • DTM190
      E30 Enthusiast
      • Nov 2008
      • 1107

      #3
      Originally posted by mikeedler
      I wear baggy pants hanging fairly low, and am 37 y/o- have since High School.
      Same, well 36. But does 50% or more of your underwear hang out? Can the bulk of your ass cheeks be seen by any poor sod following you in the street?
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      Originally posted by der affe
      first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

      if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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      • jasonsnoddy
        E30 Mastermind
        • Feb 2010
        • 1900

        #4
        i generally dont give a rats ass what other people wear. i dont need to try and boost my self esteem by ridiculing others.





































        unless they paint their engine bay blue or something, then they are gonna get it.


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        ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
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        with a coathanger

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        • Sagaris
          R3VLimited
          • Sep 2009
          • 2243

          #5

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          • mrsleeve
            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
            • Mar 2005
            • 16386

            #6
            Traditional Levis 550's (realxed fit) with out all the fux fading, stains and odd ball stitching Nothing else. Well I am searching for a decent replacement since Levis have been going to shit in the last few years and finding the normal traditional ones is getting kinda tricky, cant just walk into pennies and get them anymore.


            I still dont get the guys with their 12 year old sisters jeans on. Seems stupid ot me
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            • slammin.e28
              שמע ישראל
              • May 2010
              • 12054

              #7
              I love when a chicks pants look painted on.....

              ....problem is her brother probably steals those pants and wears them.

              Ever caught yourself checking out a hot, suicide/scene girl's ass, only to have her turn around and be a dude? Fucking disgusting.

              I wear pants that fit. /done. I also wear a belt. My weight tends to fluctuate, so I go a tad big, but not more that I can make up for with a belt.
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              • Rau
                E30 Addict
                • Sep 2010
                • 449

                #8
                I wear a belt. Going on 31, pants don't "sag" anymore, but I do wear them a tad loose.
                Originally posted by RUFFLZ
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                Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                Why the fuck would you ever put a drink up there? If you ever have a drink to hold, just put it between your legs. You know, where your balls used to be before you had a girlfriend.

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                • blazing
                  Wrencher
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 274

                  #9
                  I wear mine a bit over sized but with a belt at the natural waist line, I hate the 6" of boxers showing shit.

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                  • dkbmxer002
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 1389

                    #10
                    add putting ugly shitty old GM unwanted rims on euro cars and thinking it looks good...


                    lol

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                    • Vedubin01
                      R3V Elite
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 5852

                      #11
                      They have a fix for these now.....

                      Drop Crotch Jeans, gives you the sagging look with out exposing your crack. No lies!


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                      • Pantless Spency
                        It's McRib time!!!
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 7284

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jasonsnoddy
                        unless they paint their engine bay blue or something, then they are gonna get it.

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                        • F34R
                          sLaughter
                          • May 2009
                          • 12385

                          #13
                          A&F Baxter lowrise boot cuts and Gap Lowrise bootcuts. I like my pants a tiny bit lower but no ass out. Just the fit I enjoy wearing.

                          I also wear Bullhead skinnies, but I cut them off below the knees for a relaxed pair of shorts.

                          For work(Construction) I wear Dickies in classic blue or Levis 527 lowrise.

                          And why lowrise? I have no ass or hips and my pants like to fall off. So when I was 18 or so I found lowrise jeans LOVE to sit on your hips all day without falling down. So if anyone has the same problem try them out haha. And a belt is a must to get the job done.
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                          • dkbmxer002
                            E30 Fanatic
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 1389

                            #14
                            i can't even wear those "low rise" or whatever you call hipster tight jeans. i tried on some pacsun jeans and the fucking crotch area feels like it was made for someone with a vagina...

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                            • Erik
                              R3V Elite
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 5370

                              #15
                              I wear Levis 514 Slim Straight fit jeans. They aren't exactly nut huggers but they also aren't baggy at all. I hate baggy pants so much. I Like to look goooooddddddd.
                              -Erik
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                              Originally posted by 87e30
                              I just want to dance with some beezies

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