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  • Joe G
    R3VLimited
    • Apr 2010
    • 2942

    #1

    Watching TV, a question arises....

    Sitting here watching Kill Bill and I've seen a few commercials for both Viagra and Cialis....The question arises, what the fuck would some one do with 'an erection lasting more than 4 hours'?

    yup, its a bit of a gay question.

    discuss.


    Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

    Originally posted by lambo
    Sounds like you need a massage.
    Originally posted by kpeng
    Who the hell is Vlad?
  • Pantless Spency
    It's McRib time!!!
    • Feb 2011
    • 7284

    #2
    to be honest as well, once the ships have set sail, i would imagine the rest of that time it being very annoying, but i'm like 19 so i have to deal with that shit around my GF all the time haha, usually she abides tho ;)

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    • Mlarsen
      R3V Elite
      • Feb 2010
      • 4082

      #3
      They stick a needle in your dick and drain.

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      • Van Westervelt
        R3V OG
        • May 2006
        • 9365

        #4
        Originally posted by Pantless Spency
        to be honest as well, once the ships have set sail, i would imagine the rest of that time it being very annoying, but i'm like 19 so i have to deal with that shit around my GF all the time haha, usually she abides tho ;)
        That post made absolutely no sense.
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        • devon.818
          Banned
          • Feb 2011
          • 2937

          #5
          Originally posted by Pantless Spency
          to be honest as well, once the ships have set sail, i would imagine the rest of that time it being very annoying, but i'm like 19 so i have to deal with that shit around my GF all the time haha, usually she abides tho ;)

          the worst is when your sleeping with a chick and you wake up witha woody. me personally i poke them with it till they get the idea lol.


          as for a 4hr boner...idk, start using it for things; cup holder, dial the phone, type with it, fix things, diagnose the e30, probe random shit...

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          • Joe G
            R3VLimited
            • Apr 2010
            • 2942

            #6
            Originally posted by devon.818
            the worst is when your sleeping with a chick and you wake up witha woody. me personally i poke them with it till they get the idea lol.


            as for a 4hr boner...idk, start using it for things; cup holder, dial the phone, type with it, fix things, diagnose the e30, probe random shit...
            made me lol.


            Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

            Originally posted by lambo
            Sounds like you need a massage.
            Originally posted by kpeng
            Who the hell is Vlad?

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            • Mike325
              No R3VLimiter
              • Mar 2006
              • 3685

              #7
              I would start to walk around outside showing that thing off. No sense of letting a quality erection go unnoticed/unappreciated. :tsk:
              Originally posted by cabriodster87
              "Honey? What color is this wire? Is it the same as that one? Are you sure? I don't believe it. OK, it works. Thank you sweetie."
              Originally posted by Kershaw
              i've got a boner and a desire to speed.

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              • KenC
                King of Kegstands
                • Oct 2003
                • 14396

                #8
                Originally posted by Mlarsen
                They stick a needle in your dick and drain.
                Yep. It's relatively uncirculated too. From what I've heard the color resembles old motor oil.

                You risk having a necrotic dick if you don't take of it.
                Originally posted by Gruelius
                and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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                • Joe G
                  R3VLimited
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 2942

                  #9


                  start at :35 ahahha


                  Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

                  Originally posted by lambo
                  Sounds like you need a massage.
                  Originally posted by kpeng
                  Who the hell is Vlad?

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                  • Mike325
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 3685

                    #10
                    "What do you want me to do? Cut it off"

                    :p
                    Originally posted by cabriodster87
                    "Honey? What color is this wire? Is it the same as that one? Are you sure? I don't believe it. OK, it works. Thank you sweetie."
                    Originally posted by Kershaw
                    i've got a boner and a desire to speed.

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                    • Sailor37
                      E30 Modder
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 985

                      #11
                      make a 2 minute stop-motion short, starring Mike Hock.

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                      • TurboJake
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 3780

                        #12
                        Use it as a punching bag.
                        Dowsing rod.
                        Towel rack
                        Cock pushups
                        Dickslap the woman
                        Put on pajamas. Go to best buy

                        You know. The usual


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                        • FunfGan
                          R3V Elite
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 4958

                          #13
                          Originally posted by TurboJake
                          Use it as a punching bag.
                          Dowsing rod.
                          Towel rack
                          Cock pushups
                          Dickslap the woman
                          Put on pajamas. Go to best buy
                          You know. The usual


                          Go here be happy!

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                          • E30_fiend
                            R3V OG
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 7348

                            #14
                            I would think that if you're doing it right(sex for hours), you'd be pretty tired after having sex and fall asleep like most guys do. If that happened, I think a woody would be the last thing on your mind.

                            In short, just sleep it off. lol
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                            • KenC
                              King of Kegstands
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 14396

                              #15
                              Originally posted by TurboJake
                              Use it as a punching bag.
                              Dowsing rod.
                              Towel rack
                              Cock pushups
                              Dickslap the woman
                              Put on pajamas. Go to strip club

                              You know. The usual
                              fixed
                              Originally posted by Gruelius
                              and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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