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    Watching TV, a question arises....

    Sitting here watching Kill Bill and I've seen a few commercials for both Viagra and Cialis....The question arises, what the fuck would some one do with 'an erection lasting more than 4 hours'?

    yup, its a bit of a gay question.

    discuss.


    Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

    Originally posted by lambo
    Sounds like you need a massage.
    Originally posted by kpeng
    Who the hell is Vlad?

    #2
    to be honest as well, once the ships have set sail, i would imagine the rest of that time it being very annoying, but i'm like 19 so i have to deal with that shit around my GF all the time haha, usually she abides tho ;)

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      #3
      They stick a needle in your dick and drain.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Pantless Spency View Post
        to be honest as well, once the ships have set sail, i would imagine the rest of that time it being very annoying, but i'm like 19 so i have to deal with that shit around my GF all the time haha, usually she abides tho ;)
        That post made absolutely no sense.
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          #5
          Originally posted by Pantless Spency View Post
          to be honest as well, once the ships have set sail, i would imagine the rest of that time it being very annoying, but i'm like 19 so i have to deal with that shit around my GF all the time haha, usually she abides tho ;)

          the worst is when your sleeping with a chick and you wake up witha woody. me personally i poke them with it till they get the idea lol.


          as for a 4hr boner...idk, start using it for things; cup holder, dial the phone, type with it, fix things, diagnose the e30, probe random shit...

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            #6
            Originally posted by devon.818 View Post
            the worst is when your sleeping with a chick and you wake up witha woody. me personally i poke them with it till they get the idea lol.


            as for a 4hr boner...idk, start using it for things; cup holder, dial the phone, type with it, fix things, diagnose the e30, probe random shit...
            made me lol.


            Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

            Originally posted by lambo
            Sounds like you need a massage.
            Originally posted by kpeng
            Who the hell is Vlad?

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              #7
              I would start to walk around outside showing that thing off. No sense of letting a quality erection go unnoticed/unappreciated. :tsk:
              Originally posted by cabriodster87
              "Honey? What color is this wire? Is it the same as that one? Are you sure? I don't believe it. OK, it works. Thank you sweetie."
              Originally posted by Kershaw
              i've got a boner and a desire to speed.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mlarsen View Post
                They stick a needle in your dick and drain.
                Yep. It's relatively uncirculated too. From what I've heard the color resembles old motor oil.

                You risk having a necrotic dick if you don't take of it.
                Originally posted by Gruelius
                and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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                  #9


                  start at :35 ahahha


                  Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

                  Originally posted by lambo
                  Sounds like you need a massage.
                  Originally posted by kpeng
                  Who the hell is Vlad?

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                    #10
                    "What do you want me to do? Cut it off"

                    :p
                    Originally posted by cabriodster87
                    "Honey? What color is this wire? Is it the same as that one? Are you sure? I don't believe it. OK, it works. Thank you sweetie."
                    Originally posted by Kershaw
                    i've got a boner and a desire to speed.

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                      #11
                      make a 2 minute stop-motion short, starring Mike Hock.

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                        #12
                        Use it as a punching bag.
                        Dowsing rod.
                        Towel rack
                        Cock pushups
                        Dickslap the woman
                        Put on pajamas. Go to best buy

                        You know. The usual


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                          #13
                          Originally posted by TurboJake View Post
                          Use it as a punching bag.
                          Dowsing rod.
                          Towel rack
                          Cock pushups
                          Dickslap the woman
                          Put on pajamas. Go to best buy
                          You know. The usual


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                            #14
                            I would think that if you're doing it right(sex for hours), you'd be pretty tired after having sex and fall asleep like most guys do. If that happened, I think a woody would be the last thing on your mind.

                            In short, just sleep it off. lol
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by TurboJake View Post
                              Use it as a punching bag.
                              Dowsing rod.
                              Towel rack
                              Cock pushups
                              Dickslap the woman
                              Put on pajamas. Go to strip club

                              You know. The usual
                              fixed
                              Originally posted by Gruelius
                              and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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