stolen.

[gooseadrian]

i know what you mean bro. i litterally hate both of them since january because my sister wanted to start all kinds of bullshit with my girlfriend and my sister got mad at me for defending my girlfriend. shes just a jealous bitch and shes mad that the whole world doesnt like her. she expects to be treated like a queen. but honestly i hate the immature dipstick. and thanks for the ideas/laughs!

[bikerbill2021]

Oh and keep calling, just make sure its when they sleep. IE.............. If they have jobs and work during the day. Call at about 3am every night, if they are deadbeats and sleep all day call about 9-11am. Use friends phones, spend the 15 bucks a few times on the prepaid ones from wallmart. (call the land line too)

if they fail to relinquish your shit or compensate you for them............

Harrass and make their lives a general living hell. Order them a thin crust Pizza with only hot sauce for a topping. Then pull out the big guns and place a Clist add giving away puppies and kittens with their address and phone numbers include your sisters phone if she is going to keep defending the thieving bastard, I have no use for a thief. Some of these Ideas have done wonders for other members of this site and I cant take credit for the original idea but I just remember them. Just make sure that it contains a phrase something like this

"Just had a litter of puppies. Free. Come get them before I throw them off a bridge" and make sure to specify to call when you know they are sleeping.


You will get your shit back or at least plenty of lulz outta this

do this, seriously, this is the best advice in this thread

do it in this order
1. shenanigans
2. Post back with results from shenanigans
3. ???
4. Profit

done

[mrsleeve]

. Deathstare. Laugh some more because you also happen to super glue the inside of his shoe. Some more death staring. Walk away like nothing happened.

I used a variation of this on someone I hated in HS

Guy kept fucking with me and trying to be sly about it. Well one day after Basketball Practice while he was in the shower I put all his shit in his locker and supper glued his lock shut, with a bead along the bottom of super fast set 2 part and super glue in the hinges. Then epoxied his 150 dollar (in 1996 money) brand new shoes too the floor, I mean the whole sole to the floor. He was pissed and everyone was laughing about it as I threw my shit in my bag and went to take a shower at home.

He decided to stop fucking with me at that point.

[ohthejosh]

do this, seriously, this is the best advice in this thread

do it in this order
1. shenanigans
2. Post back with results from shenanigans
3. ???
4. Profit

done

i think the snake in the shoe is a better idea but im biased towards myself.

[slammin.e28]

Infest his truck with black widows.

[Morrison]

Police are often useless when you actually need their help for anything other than an emergency response type situation. That doesn't mean there isn't legal action you can't take. As expensive as good tools are, I'd file a civil suit. Small claims court where I live is $180 up front and you get to add that fee onto your judgement as long as you win. Bring in a couple witnesses and maybe even the officers that spotted your stuff at his place. Just an idea.

[Dozyproductions]

Police are often useless when you actually need their help for anything other than an emergency response type situation. That doesn't mean there isn't legal action you can't take. As expensive as good tools are, I'd file a civil suit. Small claims court where I live is $180 up front and you get to add that fee onto your judgement as long as you win. Bring in a couple witnesses and maybe even the officers that spotted your stuff at his place. Just an idea.

lol it took 4 pages for a sensible idea.

[slammin.e28]

lol it took 4 pages for a sensible idea.

Isn't that like, a record or something?

[Dozyproductions]

Isn't that like, a record or something?

haha. We just love to dick around?

[slammin.e28]

haha. We just love to dick around?

Lulz....usually it takes double digit page #s to get something logical around here....

[redsubdivisions]

Sounds like your family is shit. Yes, I said it. Shit.

Why the fuck would your mother AND your sister not question this guy's motives for taking tools? Something doesn't add up here. If you have identifiable marks on your tool box and the police still weren't able to get this for you, then either the police are extremely terrible at their job (which I am doubting at this point) or you aren't revealing everything.

And I agree with Danny; you're a big vagina for letting someone else take your tools without any retaliation. That shit would NEVER fly with me. Man the hell up, go get your shit back, and call it a day.

[Rsully70sev]

I smell tuna.



...nevermind, it's a fat vagina.

[freeride53]

Fuck shenanigans, kill him.

[Gubernaculum]

Step 1: Move out.

[E30Nova]

So, is OP ever gonna do anything or is he gonna just keep browsing r3v while reminiscing about the tools he used to have?