QWOP aka hardest shit ever

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  • Joe G
    R3VLimited
    • Apr 2010
    • 2942

    #1

    QWOP aka hardest shit ever



    my best is 58.6 and i humped the hell outta the ground to get there.


    Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

    Originally posted by lambo
    Sounds like you need a massage.
    Originally posted by kpeng
    Who the hell is Vlad?
  • bikerbill2021
    E30 Modder
    • Mar 2008
    • 933

    #2
    FUCK this game, i had a friend send it to me and gave up after 5 seconds

    good laugh tho

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    • E30Nova
      E30 Mastermind
      • May 2009
      • 1546

      #3
      maybe i'm joust drunk but wtf, this is horse shit. i remember playing this on my friend's iPhone about a year ago on my birthday and i couldn't figure it out then, either. fuck this shit!!
      Matt

      Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
      I pack my CD player with asbestos. Those mother fuckers pay dearly for stealing my shit.
      Originally posted by kronus
      try whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"
      Originally posted by chadthestampede
      This is like a reverse build thread; it starts out nice and gets shitty.

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      • Vtec?lol
        No R3VLimiter
        • Dec 2009
        • 3278

        #4
        I got stuck on that game for an hr

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        • e30trooper
          R3V OG
          • Mar 2009
          • 11576

          #5
          i can only get -3.1

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          • Pantless Spency
            It's McRib time!!!
            • Feb 2011
            • 7284

            #6
            sofa king hard i can only get like 6 meters.....

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            • mrsleeve
              I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
              • Mar 2005
              • 16385

              #7
              got to about to 10m after about 45min of messing with it. I did figure out you have to let the dud fall forward a little bit to get him going in before you move your feet too much
              Originally posted by Fusion
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              • Killacortes
                E30 Mastermind
                • May 2010
                • 1937

                #8
                WTF fuck this game
                Originally posted by blunttech
                r3v does not fuck around. First you get banned, then they shoot you

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                • 5Toes
                  Banned
                  • May 2010
                  • 9836

                  #9


                  better

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                  • Dean
                    Wrencher
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 231

                    #10
                    I got 3 metres after 30 mins! Getting there

                    Originally posted by Deltron Dirty30
                    Dean, has anyone told you that youre a spitting image of English singer-songwriter and musician, james blunt?

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                    • DREWHALL
                      E30 Fanatic
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 1207

                      #11
                      GIRP is better. I got 3 meters on QWOP just by sliding on his shins.

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                      • lambo
                        Captain Scene Points
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 10953

                        #12


                        lololol

                        Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
                        Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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                        • Joe G
                          R3VLimited
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 2942

                          #13
                          looks like you used the same technique as me....hitting the keys really fast ha


                          Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

                          Originally posted by lambo
                          Sounds like you need a massage.
                          Originally posted by kpeng
                          Who the hell is Vlad?

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                          • CreamE30
                            E30 Enthusiast
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 1177

                            #14
                            I hated this game in high school and I still hate it now.
                            <---Goodnight, sweet prince

                            Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



                            Originally posted by Brandon12V
                            unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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                            • DREWHALL
                              E30 Fanatic
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 1207

                              #15


                              My best. He was running on one knee and one heel the whole way then somehow he jumped. I almost corrected it but he ate it. I don't know where his other leg is.

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