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"matt325e who are the two chicks rocking the white Miata with the pink stripes lol do they auto x it?
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"matt325e who are the two chicks rocking the white Miata with the pink stripes lol do they auto x it?
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neither -_-
"matt325e who are the two chicks rocking the white Miata with the pink stripes lol do they auto x it?
lol i joke i joke." "that would be my ex and no definitely not;)"Comment
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Sounds like either a) fuck her and move on or b) move on.Comment
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hahahaha
"matt325e who are the two chicks rocking the white Miata with the pink stripes lol do they auto x it?
lol i joke i joke." "that would be my ex and no definitely not;)"Comment
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sounds like you got friended brah.
"Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."
John F. Kennedy
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oldLast edited by Matt325es; 01-16-2015, 10:25 AM.
"matt325e who are the two chicks rocking the white Miata with the pink stripes lol do they auto x it?
lol i joke i joke." "that would be my ex and no definitely not;)"Comment
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id just say fuck it, pound some beers, then pound your meat like it owes you money.
"Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."
John F. Kennedy
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oldLast edited by Matt325es; 01-16-2015, 10:25 AM.
"matt325e who are the two chicks rocking the white Miata with the pink stripes lol do they auto x it?
lol i joke i joke." "that would be my ex and no definitely not;)"Comment
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Songwriters: KLENNER, JOHN/LEWIS, SAM M.
Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation
The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat
I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met
I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if your hundred proof"
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said, "How do you like the show?"
she said, "I was very amused"
I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man?" she tried to pretend
She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm goin' sing
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time
I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime
'Cause I have friends and that's a fact
Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq
Forget about that, let's go into the story
About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
So we started talkin', getttin' familiar
Spendin' a lot of time so we can build a
A relationship or some understanding
How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea I was in for a treat
After this was established, everything was cool
The tour was over and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was doin'
Everytime that I called her it seemed somethin' was brewin'
I called her room, a guy picked up, and then I called again
I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't even gimme that
Jus' bust this
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend
So I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
He told me where it was and I as on my way
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
I arrrived in front of the dormitory
Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didn't know I was in for such an event
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I send
Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friendwww.truegearhead.com
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Ummm What are you 16??
Bitches be crazy. tell her you like her and want to see where shit goes, but the all the bat shit cray stuff needs to stop.The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de TocquevilleOriginally posted by Fusion
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oldLast edited by Matt325es; 01-16-2015, 10:26 AM.
"matt325e who are the two chicks rocking the white Miata with the pink stripes lol do they auto x it?
lol i joke i joke." "that would be my ex and no definitely not;)"Comment
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Bitches do not want to be chased. The more you chase them the less ass youll be getting. Treat them the same way youd treat a buddy helping you put a tranny in and she will be on your knob.
side note. If youre like fredk you would cornhole your buddy helping with the tranny so disregard this advice if this is the caseComment
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