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  • slammin.e28
    שמע ישראל
    • May 2010
    • 12054

    #1

    Hypothetical question...

    I asked my co-workers today: You're having sex. You're on the brink of orgasm. Like, you just need that one push over the edge.

    Your partner suddenly dies.

    Do you keep going that extra mile or do you stop?
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  • BimmerTim
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    • Oct 2007
    • 613

    #2
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    • s0urce
      R3VLimited
      • Dec 2004
      • 2933

      #3
      Well if you're going up for murder, the last thing you want is to be considered a rapist in prison. Session over
      tasty

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      • slammin.e28
        שמע ישראל
        • May 2010
        • 12054

        #4
        Originally posted by s0urce
        Well if you're going up for murder, the last thing you want is to be considered a rapist in prison. Session over
        Ok then, lets say she/he died of a brain aneurysm. Those can hit anytime, anywhere. I had a friend (18 at the time) who dropped dead working at Dominoes Pizza from one. No prior knowledge of anything wrong, just BAM!, dead.
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        • InuFaye
          R3VLimited
          • May 2010
          • 2221

          #5
          pull it out use it for cpr.


          Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
          Ok then, lets say she/he died of a brain aneurysm. Those can hit anytime, anywhere. I had a friend (18 at the time) who dropped dead working at Dominoes Pizza from one. No prior knowledge of anything wrong, just BAM!, dead.
          didnt she go to draft?
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          • slammin.e28
            שמע ישראל
            • May 2010
            • 12054

            #6
            Originally posted by InuFaye
            didnt she go to draft?
            You know who I'm talking about.
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            • InuFaye
              R3VLimited
              • May 2010
              • 2221

              #7
              Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
              You know who I'm talking about.
              considering I only know two people who have died from that then i guess I do.
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              • imsotyerred
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                • Oct 2005
                • 2529

                #8
                Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                I asked my co-workers today: You're having sex. You're on the brink of orgasm. Like, you just need that one push over the edge.

                Your partner suddenly dies.

                Do you keep going that extra mile or do you stop?
                sex in what position? my answer depends on it
                BRUTE

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                • YeOldeBuggy
                  Wrencher
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 208

                  #9
                  I probably wouldn't notice until she got cold.

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                  • DEV0 E30
                    R3V OG
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 8815

                    #10
                    THERAPIST: Sex isn't complicated, it's simple. A man gets aroused. He puts his penis inside a woman's vagina. He ejaculates. And then she dies.

                    LOUIS: What?? And then she dies?

                    THERAPIST: No. I was thinking of something else.


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                    • Erik
                      R3V Elite
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 5370

                      #11
                      You and your co-workers think up some pretty fucked up shit don't you?
                      -Erik
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                      • Sparkle'
                        E30 Enthusiast
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 1092

                        #12
                        ^ Was thinking that same thing...
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                        • slammin.e28
                          שמע ישראל
                          • May 2010
                          • 12054

                          #13
                          Originally posted by imsotyerred
                          sex in what position? my answer depends on it
                          Missionary. If you get into that Kama Sutra shit, you'd probably notice and get stuck all tangled up. Otherwise she'll/he'll probably fall over, limp.

                          Now, another twist....what if he/she is on top? @_@
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                          • Eecen
                            E30 Fanatic
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 1235

                            #14
                            Well, once the screaming/crying stops I lose interest sooo....

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                            • CreamE30
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                              • Mar 2008
                              • 1177

                              #15
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                              Originally posted by Brandon12V
                              unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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