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  • imsotyerred
    R3VLimited
    • Oct 2005
    • 2529

    #16
    Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
    Missionary. If you get into that Kama Sutra shit, you'd probably notice and get stuck all tangled up. Otherwise she'll/he'll probably fall over, limp.

    Now, another twist....what if he/she is on top? @_@
    If the bitch, while fucking, dies



    the five second rule applies

    ...................................-Muhammad Ali
    BRUTE

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    • InuFaye
      R3VLimited
      • May 2010
      • 2221

      #17
      Originally posted by CreamE30
      Get on the floor, walk the dinosaur.
      everybody
      1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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      • slammin.e28
        שמע ישראל
        • May 2010
        • 12054

        #18
        What if the dinosaur dies?
        1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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        • InuFaye
          R3VLimited
          • May 2010
          • 2221

          #19
          life will find a way.
          1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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          • b*saint
            No R3VLimiter
            • May 2006
            • 3794

            #20
            Since I don't have a sister, its hard not to look at women in a non sexual way so yes, I'd fuck my sister if I was drunk and had a sister.
            Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|

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            • InuFaye
              R3VLimited
              • May 2010
              • 2221

              #21
              Originally posted by b*saint
              Since I don't have a sister, its hard not to look at women in a non sexual way so yes, I'd fuck my sister if I was drunk and had a sister.
              @_@

              What if she was dead?
              1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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              • slammin.e28
                שמע ישראל
                • May 2010
                • 12054

                #22
                When did sisters get mixed up in here?
                1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                • InuFaye
                  R3VLimited
                  • May 2010
                  • 2221

                  #23
                  at least in virginia we keep it to cousins.
                  1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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                  • slammin.e28
                    שמע ישראל
                    • May 2010
                    • 12054

                    #24
                    ...and only if they're hot with out parent's permission, and only after dinner if we finish our peas and get homework done before 10.
                    1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                    • InuFaye
                      R3VLimited
                      • May 2010
                      • 2221

                      #25
                      Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                      ...and only if they're hot with out parent's permission, and only after dinner if we finish our peas and get homework done before 10.
                      and your name is sam.
                      1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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                      • slammin.e28
                        שמע ישראל
                        • May 2010
                        • 12054

                        #26
                        Originally posted by InuFaye
                        and your name is sam.
                        You just blew my mind!
                        1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                        • Pantless Spency
                          It's McRib time!!!
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 7284

                          #27
                          you guys are sick. stop immediately and call and ambulance....

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                          • be34st
                            E30 Fanatic
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 1277

                            #28
                            THIS THREAD IS WIN!

                            OP you would fit right in at my office.

                            I would finish. I mean it would suck to get that far and then not finish.
                            You disgusting necrophiliacs!

                            07 Designio E63 AMG / 1984 318i (M20Swapped)

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                            • slammin.e28
                              שמע ישראל
                              • May 2010
                              • 12054

                              #29
                              Originally posted by be34st
                              THIS THREAD IS WIN!

                              OP you would fit right in at my office.

                              I would finish. I mean it would suck to get that far and then not finish.
                              You disgusting necrophiliacs!

                              Comes down to, blue balls, or not blue balls. I put a lot of effort into it, then fuck yeah. Blow a load, flip 'er over, and roll for some seconds.

                              The coroner will be able to tell I didn't kill her, unless there's a giant hole through her abdomen from my dick rolling right out through the top. Then I guess I'll be in jail w/Bubba, but they won't fuck with me 'cause I killed a chick with my dick. Fuck yeah.

                              I'm pretty insensitive, but then again, IDGAF about anyone but family and me, and a few close friends. Random dead chicks who feel the need to die while I'm railing 'em.....WTF? That's pretty damn rude if you ask me.
                              1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                              • george graves
                                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 19986

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Matt-B
                                hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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