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    Epic start to a thread

    Taken from my other car club i-Club.com

    Originally posted by NorCalDC5
    So I moved in with my girlfriend in May but lately lately she has been working a lot of late shifts, and for the past 5 weeks she has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work and talking about him all the time then abruptly stops leaving an uncomfortable silence.

    If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think Im sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes.

    I asked her once what they were doing, and she said "Just talking" ....whatever. So last night I decided to see whats really going on out there. So I leave the garage door open, and turn off all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out in the garage and wait.. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway,and Im hiding behind my STi. When his headlights shine through my garage and onto the car, I see something that I just couldn't believe. The front camber is severely wearing my front tires. Now i have to get camber plates. Should I get the Cusco camber plates or the Race Comp Engineering ones?
    Originally posted by RUFFLZ
    #BANDISNIGGA
    Originally posted by Wh33lhop
    Why the fuck would you ever put a drink up there? If you ever have a drink to hold, just put it between your legs. You know, where your balls used to be before you had a girlfriend.
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    #2
    lol!

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      #3
      I laffed.

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        #4
        Brilliant absolutly awesome

        Originally posted by Deltron Dirty30
        Dean, has anyone told you that youre a spitting image of English singer-songwriter and musician, james blunt?

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          #5
          Pure win =)
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            #6
            Rau, you make me smile.
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            91' 318i

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              #7
              LAWLLLLD love it !
              my build here ---> http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/show...ht=lemans+blue

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                #8
                wow 2002 wants its gag back !!!!
                Originally posted by Fusion
                If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                William Pitt-

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                  #9
                  hahaha that was awesome

                  BUILD-http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=242728

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                    #10
                    Pretty good.

                    Originally posted by mrsleeve View Post
                    wow 2002 wants its gag back !!!!
                    Stolen from 2002FAQ? Lame.
                    ///Z

                    1988 BMW 325 Super Eta - Elsa

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                    Originally posted by chadthestampede
                    ^ Nothing you post makes any sense.

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                      #11
                      Ooold troll thread, but a good one.
                      For all things 24v, check out Markert Motorworks!
                      Originally posted by mbonanni
                      I hate modded emtree, I hate modded cawrz, I hate jdm, I hate swag, I hate stanceyolokids, I hate bags (on cars), I hate stuff that is slowz, I hate tires.

                      I am a pursit now.

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                        #12
                        Hahaha that's pretty good.

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                          #13
                          Brilliant.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Zasz View Post
                            Pretty good.



                            Stolen from 2002FAQ? Lame.
                            No the YEAR 2002, thats how old this gag is, and I suspect it goes back much much further than that ;)
                            Originally posted by Fusion
                            If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                            The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                            The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                            Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                            William Pitt-

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by mrsleeve View Post
                              wow 2002 wants its gag back !!!!
                              So what? Let somebody who hasnt been online for 9+ enjoy it

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