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:rofl: @ Vampire Smut
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best craigslist ad i have seen in a while.....
all i can say is WTF?
Minivan full of candy - $900 (Modesto)
Date: 2011-10-07, 12:45PM PDT
Reply to: sale-9rgrx-2637822591@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Awesome blue minivan stuffed entirely with your favorite kind of candy. You should bring your friends along when you pick it up because they will have to eat enough to make room for you to sit in the driver's seat and drive it home. Also included: a bunch of amazingly awesome plastic clothing hangers in a rainbow of fascinating shades, a whole box of really dumb books about vampires that my fiance likes. If you are male and like the idea of hot slutty women fighting vampires, or if you're a woman and dream of fighting hot slutty vampires, you'll adore these gems of literary fiction. I will have to strap them on top of the van however, the candy will be taking up too much room inside. If you see another ad about a blue minivan that has no candy and seems really boring you should ignore it because my fiance and I have a contest to see who gets more responses. I am going to win. Please note that the candy is merely a promotional stunt and the van will not in fact be filled with candy. I CAN throw in some year-old Halloween candy that the kids won't even notice is missing. Also the hangers and vampire smut are totally for realz and are FREE along with purchase of minivan.
PLEASE NOTE: This is the minivan that my suffering-single-dad fiance won my heart with. If you're a single father looking for love, you should consider investing in it. Most women are secretly much more turned on by a gallant minivan-driving single father than by a selfish man-boy driving a BMW.
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