best craigslist ad i have seen in a while.....

[Wh33lhop]

Here's one i saw posted on another site...bitches love orange, lol

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pm...619410616.html

Welcome to page one.

[Mercury[BKM]]

^ shit just got real, real fast

[Sailor37]

Here's one i saw posted on another site...bitches love orange, lol

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pm...619410616.html

[Pantless Spency]

l o l



that dude sounds like such a tool bag.

[E30_pilot]

haha nice

This is from a bay area bikers forum:

Title read: " Not getting any waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles? I can help.... 1098 "

"Everybody else getting laid because you're pulling in all the no-waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles? Yeah? Sucks don't it. Well take it easy brah, I'm about to fix that for you. Shit, when I'm done the rest of us will be praying for your leftovers because bitches will be jockin you so hard studs like me will look like the forever alone meme. Yeah, I said that shit because I mean it. So check it yo, step one: you cant afford a fuckin Ferrari so buy a Ducati. And because I love you I'll even show you which one...

2007 Ducati 1098: clean title in-hand with only 5800 miles this Duc has slip-on Termis, the ECU chip, BRG intake filter, and CRG levers. $9050 rear stand included."

http://bayarearidersforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=383004

[TooSlowToCare]

I saw this one earlier today. Fits the stereotypical over-the-top descriptions...but it still made me chuckle.

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/2619410616.html

This isn't your normal skyline. This motherfcker is the skyline God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sh*t like making tsunamis and crap. Its set up to go fast, and go fast sideways. Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car.

Handling? This car handles like a junior executive CEO. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you, and not give a fck.

Whats that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great god d@mn news for you. This car was a drift project of mine, and the last owner was planning on making it a drift machine too. Interior is for pussies so we got rid of it. Manly as fck. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back.

Seats? this cocks*cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your dick after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sh*t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,sh*ts getting serious.

Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has neither. Oh look at me, I like listen to Simon and Garfunkel and think about puppies. F*ck that. The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this sweet turbocharged, intercooled, 24 valve inline 6. Sh*ts getting real, real f*cking fast.

This car has got a bright orange ebrake handle (b*tches love orange) with a drift button for those super ultra megahellatastic bar room brawler ebrake lockers. F*ck. Yes.

Now, I'll be honest. The wheels are a little lackluster, although everyones gunna be so focused on your super gangster drifting that nobody is going to give a f*ck about your sh*tty stock 16s. Don't worry, I've got you fcking covered. Its like we're in Vietnam and you just got ambushed by Charlie. Don't worry, friend, I've got your fcking back and I blow charlie to kingdom fcking come. For an extra $450 I can throw in some added p*ssy magnets for wheels, just don't come crawling back to me complaining that you're getting TOO much vajayjay. Bright fcking green 18s. Greens not your thing? Super legit silver 18s. Done like dinner.

This car has got 1.5 metric f*ck tons of awesome parts. Bride, Greddy, Brembo, the list doesn't f*cking END. It just keeps going and going, like the energizer bunny on speed.

You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so fcking fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was fcking rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherfcker you've ever driven.

I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. Thats how this works.

[Cabriolet]

lul I want this van.

[KenC]

Ten bucks says she pushing two bills, and is a drunk 4 at best.

[thebutcher37]

I'm totally down for some vampire candy...

If i didn't read the ad, your comment sounds like a teen girl... LOL

[TexasTerp]

I'm totally down for some vampire candy...

[Pantless Spency]

i dont understand how it is full of my favorite candy, what if it has almond joys in it and i love reeses, will he do a candy swap?

[Texas Toast]

So wait.. its not full of candy? That's some bullshit!

[Joe G]

hahaha, funny stuff. I still love the Xterra the most.

[Pantless Spency]

did this come up because you searched bmw LOL

yes hahahah

[ohthejosh]

did this come up because you searched bmw LOL