best craigslist ad i have seen in a while.....

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  • E30_pilot
    E30 Fanatic
    • Sep 2005
    • 1461

    #16
    haha nice

    This is from a bay area bikers forum:

    Title read: " Not getting any waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles? I can help.... 1098 "

    "Everybody else getting laid because you're pulling in all the no-waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles? Yeah? Sucks don't it. Well take it easy brah, I'm about to fix that for you. Shit, when I'm done the rest of us will be praying for your leftovers because bitches will be jockin you so hard studs like me will look like the forever alone meme. Yeah, I said that shit because I mean it. So check it yo, step one: you cant afford a fuckin Ferrari so buy a Ducati. And because I love you I'll even show you which one...

    2007 Ducati 1098: clean title in-hand with only 5800 miles this Duc has slip-on Termis, the ECU chip, BRG intake filter, and CRG levers. $9050 rear stand included."

    Everybody else getting laid because you're pulling in all the no-pussy? Yeah? Sucks don't it. Well take it easy brah, I'm about to fix that for you. Shit, when I'm done the rest of us will be praying for your leftovers because bitches will be jockin you so hard studs like me will look like the...
    -Frank
    1987 325is m50nv (schwarz)
    1990 325is (sterling silber)(sold)
    2001 525i

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    • Pantless Spency
      It's McRib time!!!
      • Feb 2011
      • 7284

      #17
      l o l



      that dude sounds like such a tool bag.

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      • Sailor37
        E30 Modder
        • Mar 2010
        • 985

        #18
        Here's one i saw posted on another site...bitches love orange, lol

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        • Mercury[BKM]
          E30 Modder
          • Apr 2011
          • 909

          #19
          ^ shit just got real, real fast
          I can run Auto Checks on VINs for tips/donations:
          PM me VIN(s) and I'll get you ALL the public recorded info that I have available.
          paypal as gift to Mike@benzinkrieg.com


          Information/Request sticky thread for Vehicle History Reports
          http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=216119

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          • Wh33lhop
            R3V OG
            • Feb 2009
            • 11705

            #20
            Originally posted by Sailor37
            Here's one i saw posted on another site...bitches love orange, lol

            http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pm...619410616.html
            Welcome to page one.
            paint sucks

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