Why not be one of the few original souls on the planet that actually don't get fucked up on their 21st birthday?
Ain't like you planted a flag on the moon....you just automatically got older.....
21 on the 16th, suggest drinks
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What's the point, you've been drinking since way before you were 21. Have an apple juice.Leave a comment:
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Oh and by the way, you're full of shit. Assuming you are not a drinker (being that you are asking people for drink ideas) then you tell us you drank something like 15 shots, a glass of vodka, and some other crap. No need to lie, and if you do find a reason to lie, make it more believable.
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Oh and by the way, you're full of shit. Assuming you are not a drinker (being that you are asking people for drink ideas) then you tell us you drank something like 15 shots, a glass of vodka, and some other crap. No need to lie, and if you do find a reason to lie, make it more believable.Leave a comment:
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Wait, I had 3 of those #2s...but they never said anything about "techno viking"I don't know if anyone has made these suggestions because i skipped what i imagine are 4 pages of bullshit shots and girly drink, sprinkled amongst hopefully a few decent beer selections.
#1 - Be a big boy and buy a bottle of Jameson 12 year and drink it. The whole thing. Plus your bartender will think you're a badass if you tell them you want the whole bottle of 12 year. Also if said bar doesn't have it, you shouldn't be there. Mix it with water or tonic water, ginger ale if you're a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. But drink the whole thing either way. You can't truly enjoy irish whiskey until you're piss you pants drunk yelling at a stranger in a whataburger at 4am.
#2 - A little gem i call the techno viking. I still have a friend who actually won't talk to me because i got so drunk from techno vikings i fought 3 of his friends and a hotel security guard over not allowing me to bring an oversized inflated kiddy pool through the lobby and on to the elevator. It consists of one shot jagermeister, one shot goldschlager, one shot wild turkey, and one shot of peppermint schnapps. If you can handle more than one, you're a true man. If you can handle more than 4 and not get placed in handcuffs....well dammit you're a better man than me.Leave a comment:
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Get a four horseman, it will fuck you up.
Jose Cuervo
Jack Daniels
Jim Beam
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Hammer juice. Equal parts Captain morgan 100 proof (substitute Sailor Jerry if needed, 92 proof) and Coke. Add in some lime and lemon juice. First rule of Hammer juice, dont chug it.Leave a comment:

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