you run out of toilet paper, WHAT DO YOU DO!?!?!?

[MadSci]

Pressure hose

[illest318i]

It's impossible I always check for toilet before i use it.

[JrCamacho]

If you're at home? A handstand in the shower.

LOL Janderson... i cracked up on that one

[JrCamacho]

I poop at home or where I'm staying. Never in a public restroom. Not even at work.

but the best pay is when your sitting on the toilet!

[Jand3rson]

If you're at home? A handstand in the shower.

[euroshark]

I only poop at work. But if I had to, I'd walk bare assed into another stall to find some TP way before I'd take my shoes and socks off in a public bathroom.

[dirk619]

sock

[m73m95]

I used to be like most of you, terribly grossed out and shy to poop in public. Then I started having gallbladder issues and shit my brains out at the most inconvenient times, so it had to be done. Now I stroll into that bitch with a haters gonna hate strut and have conversations with anyone that will listen while its going down.

Also, always double check the TP situation before you start. If your end up in one of those do or dies, just abandon a sock and go digging.

[scottinAZ]

duck waddle for some paper towels, or use the nearly worthless paper ass gaskets that are normally in there

[5spoke]

I used to be like most of you, terribly grossed out and shy to poop in public. Then I started having gallbladder issues and shit my brains out at the most inconvenient times, so it had to be done. Now I stroll into that bitch with a haters gonna hate strut and have conversations with anyone that will listen while its going down.

Also, always double check the TP situation before you start. If your end up in one of those do or dies, just abandon a sock and go digging.

[slammin.e28]

I poop at home or where I'm staying. Never in a public restroom. Not even at work.

[ROLLingKING]

first thing I do is look to see that the stall has paper. That's rule 1.

how would u make the nest w/ out TP

i aint raw doggin a public restroom toilet!

[SUICIDE109]

Always make sure you have important thing #1 b4 you go #2

[Mike325]

Heres a sccenario:

You're in Visalia, CA where it over 100 degrees and very humid. Its fourth of July and the only bathrooms are about 7 portapotties.
You have to shit so bad it'll fly out if you stop clenching your ass cheeks.

You hurry to the portapotties before shit is running down your leg only to see about 40 people waiting in line.

Worse shit experience ever

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I was once in Tufts Medical Center in Boston visiting someone and I had to shit so bad once I got there. Tried using the bathrooms on the first floor, but they were gross because I think homeless people use them. So I went up to the 2nd and 3rd floors, only to find the bathrooms behind enterences that required you to have a card to get in :tsk:

Went to the 4th floor, sweating and shaking, finally finding a bathroom that was clean and had copious amounts of toilet paper. Was a rough 10 min.

[mtechnik]