you run out of toilet paper, WHAT DO YOU DO!?!?!?

[accident]

first thing I do is look to see that the stall has paper. That's rule 1.

[lagoon]

never poop in public. grosses me out. if it's an absolute emergency then i line the seat liberally with toilet paper, in which case i'd be well aware of the toilet paper situation.

in short, it would never happen.

[M-technik-3]

Check the stall before going. Kind of a simple idea.

[mtechnik]

I don't shit in public

This.

[lambo]

[mrsleeve]

what not ranger paper option ???

[cale]

Drag my ass across the floor like my useless dog

[bernzpeed]

here is the scenario-
you are alone in a public restroom stall and have already begun dumping, lets say halfway done when....you realize there ZERO paper in that stall!
instinct takes over, what do you do?

first thing I do is look to see that the stall has paper. That's rule 1.

+1

you take your hands and hold your ass cheeks as far apart as you can to minimize smeerage, finish what you started and when confident there is no one in the room do the duck waddle to the next stall with pants around ankles and continuing to hold ass cheeks.

make sure wallet dosen't fall out of pocket.

lol

or you take the toilet seat paper and use that to wipe your ass.

[TurboJake]

I don't poop in public. So I take a shower.

[Conki]

My cat taught me how to lick myself clean

[QUKBMER]

Use your hand.

[long tall eta]

you take your hands and hold your ass cheeks as far apart as you can to minimize smeerage, finish what you started and when confident there is no one in the room do the duck waddle to the next stall with pants around ankles and continuing to hold ass cheeks.

make sure wallet dosen't fall out of pocket.

[10Toes]

I don't shit in public restrooms

[Wh33lhop]

Post a thread about it.

[Julien]

option three, reach hand underneath divider and pwn toilet paper from next stall.. try not to touch occupant tho