i want to start a band....

[Bokes]

yes. i want to start a band. the only problem is, i cant play any instruments or sing. buuuut, i have this great idea to make a song about a punters helmet. it'd make top charts for sure.

all i need now is some of those black guys in NYC that play the buckets.

any other ideas?

[Brew]

Get off the crack.

[Bokes]

Get off the crack.

i dont do drugs.



i just thought of making a song about gangbangs too.

[MR 325]

You could play the cowbell!

[Bokes]

You could play the cowbell!

or the tamborine. that'd be hot. i bet the ladies dig it.

[Ducati]

Especially if you have rainbow colored tassles hanging from it.

[Bokes]

Especially if you have rainbow colored tassles hanging from it.

damn right.


i could do the mc hammer dance.

[Rob]

good job jordan, broke ass fuck.

[Jarvis]

i just thought of making a song about gangbangs too.

Dan Gillan plays bass. He'll join if you write that song.

[Rob]

what no one realizes is that jordan used to have a band, he wants a second...



fuckin pothead

[Brew]

i just thought of making a song about gangbangs too.

Dan Gillan plays bass. He'll join if you write that song.

He's also very experienced in gangbangs. Raw ANAL gangbangs, with STDs.

[Charlie]

yes. i want to start a band. the only problem is, i cant play any instruments or sing. buuuut, i have this great idea to make a song about a punters helmet. it'd make top charts for sure.

all i need now is some of those black guys in NYC that play the buckets.

any other ideas?

i just thought of making a song about gangbangs too.

Dude, I think this is the transcript for every bloodhound gang album recording session there ever was.

-Charlie

[Bokes]

good job jordan, broke ass fuck.

i just got another job. BIOTCH. $25/hr ownz you.

[Bokes]

ill also make a song about midgets.

[Steve30]

Re: i want to start a band....

yes. i want to start a band. the only problem is, i cant play any instruments or sing. buuuut, i have this great idea to make a song about a punters helmet. it'd make top charts for sure.

all i need now is some of those black guys in NYC that play the buckets.

any other ideas?

You're so awesome...