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  • slammin.e28
    שמע ישראל
    • May 2010
    • 12054
    #31
    One of my friends is dating some chick who goes to the city public school around here. I told him to get a big pedo bear and put it in the rear window of his blue Volvo 240 and roll over there one day.

    I give him shit every day.
    1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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      • lambo
        Captain Scene Points
        • Feb 2010
        • 10953
        #32
        Originally posted by Bimmerman325i
        i am 12 and wat is this?
        Not young enough...

        Originally posted by Threehz
        Aww man and I've been ashamed of my state, makes me feel better that NM has people just as ignorant. Well actually it's just sad.

        Pedobear stickers ordered! Thanks Lambo
        Yeah I'm going to stop by The House of Grafix (the shop mentioned in the stories) and grab an ass load of pedo bear stickers...

        Originally posted by accident
        I forget it's there sometimes, so I'll go to get into my car and be surprised lol
        Lol he is pretty creepy...I think I'm going to put some on my dorm door...

        Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
        Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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          • Dave003
            Advanced Member
            • Feb 2011
            • 140
            #33
            "Too young to talk, To young to testify." This shit is killing me I need some of these stickers
            Originally posted by Ryan...
            Please do not ban me.
            Originally posted by JeST
            I get the feeling this thread is more "which r3v member would you jerk off?"

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              • InuFaye
                R3VLimited
                • May 2010
                • 2221
                #34
                Hey guise i date underage women.
                1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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                  • lambo
                    Captain Scene Points
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 10953
                    #35
                    Someone with an ounce of sense...

                    http://elpasotimes.typepad.com/newme...-flaps-on.html

                    I think I'm gonna print out a fact sheet about pedobear and if I get pulled over or questioned about it, I'm just gonna hand them this piece of paper explaining why the AG is a stupid waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

                    Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
                    Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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                      • InuFaye
                        R3VLimited
                        • May 2010
                        • 2221
                        #36
                        or you know take it off your car because not everyone is going to lol @ it while driving down the road.
                        1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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                          • lambo
                            Captain Scene Points
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 10953
                            #37
                            Originally posted by InuFaye
                            or you know take it off your car because not everyone is going to lol @ it while driving down the road.
                            That's called giving up. Only bitches give up. And I ain't a bitch.

                            Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
                            Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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                              • trackjunkie21
                                No R3VLimiter
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 3962
                                #38
                                Old enough to pee, old enough for me.
                                Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                                Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                                VANOS: sometimes you just need to go full retard.

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                                  • slammin.e28
                                    שמע ישראל
                                    • May 2010
                                    • 12054
                                    #39
                                    Originally posted by lambo
                                    That's called giving up. Only bitches give up. And I ain't a bitch.
                                    That's right! I'm the bitch! Lambo's bitch! :hitler:
                                    1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                                      • freeride53
                                        R3V OG
                                        • Jul 2007
                                        • 11972
                                        #40
                                        pedofear

                                        lolololol and you live in nm and go to the school

                                        1991 BMW 318i (Old Shell RIP, Now Being Re-shelled & Reborn)
                                        1983 Peugeot 505 STI
                                        1992 Volvo 240 Wagon
                                        2009 Toyota 4Runner SR5 Sport 4WD

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                                          • InuFaye
                                            R3VLimited
                                            • May 2010
                                            • 2221
                                            #41
                                            Originally posted by lambo
                                            That's called giving up. Only bitches give up. And I ain't a bitch.
                                            yeah stick it to the man dude. you show him!
                                            1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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                                              • slammin.e28
                                                שמע ישראל
                                                • May 2010
                                                • 12054
                                                #42
                                                Sounds like someone is itching for a swordfight....
                                                1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                                                  • InuFaye
                                                    R3VLimited
                                                    • May 2010
                                                    • 2221
                                                    #43
                                                    Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                                                    Sounds like someone is itching for a swordfight....
                                                    im swordfighting for an itch.
                                                    1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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