Dogs VS Cats...what does R3V like?

[Massimo]

it can't keep its nose out of the bathroom garbage cans in search of kleenex.

Dude our dog loves the tissues. If he sees one he will go for it, rip it to shread's then leave it there to show how awesome he is. Funnest shit you will see.

[TurboJake]

Dog lover. No doubt.

As for cats not being disgusting, try having a cat that likes to piss on freshly dried clothing, instapuke on any type of patterned bed sheets, or run up and shit all over whatever furniture you decided to move, for however long it see's fit.

My brother deals with that. I do not envy him. Not all cats are like that one, but every cat I've ever encountered at has some kind of attention complex.

[myinfernalbmw]

The whole cats not being disgusting in comparison to dogs is a fucking joke. Two of my buddies have had cats in the last couple of years. Buddy A's cat was fucking insane. It would claw the shit out of any guys that it wasn't used to, it would sit and fucking meow anytime there was silence in a room (ie a group of us watching tv/movie), and it reeked of its own shitpiss. It's litter box was confined to the laundry room but somehow his shit covered in kitty litter would end up all over the basement. The little fuckwit would fling it all over the laundry room and then track it into the living room. It also used to jump up into the garbage, tip it over, and rummage through it. My buddy lived with that little bastard for a year until it started spraying all over his couches and chairs in his living room. He now lives at his grandma's farm which it can run wild on and piss wherever it pleases.

Buddy B still has his cat. It's also insane. It will sit and meow non fucking stop until you pick it up and set it on your lap. It is a non stop attention whore. If you ignore him long enough he will hop up on you, uninvited, and will spin around in circles, rubbing in your lap. This already unwelcome intrusion is compounded by the fact that it is rubbing his crusty starfish all over you. On top of smelling like piss and rubbing his asshole all over you, if you don't give him enough attention to satisfy his thirst, he will enter a staring contest with you. If you try to pet him during his trance he will bite the fuck out of your hand. If you look away from him, he will bite the fuck out of your hand. If you stare at him too long, he will bite the fuck out of your hand. I don't promote animal cruelty, but that fucking mongrel makes images of punting cats race through my head.

Buddy A now has a blue nose pitbull. The amazing part is how his house no longer smells like a complete cesspit. His dog is well trained other than the fact that it can't keep its nose out of the bathroom garbage cans in search of kleenex. It also has no issues clearing his 4 foot fence but he rarely jumps that bitch anymore unless its to hunt down a rabbit.

I've known a few chill cats that I actually liked, but I am definitely a dog lover. Even the stupid ones.

[OdSkE30]

I get a pet for a buddy and feel that dogs are better "buddies" than cats. My dog Ralf is big and dumb. He hears the e30 coming and waits for me at the front door. Just like Calvin and Hobbs... He will tackle me once I open the door. Yeah he shits all over my yard but I would too if my neighboors didn't care. Cats can love you and respect you just as much as dogs can no doubt. I think the pet goes with the owner. I love outdoors stuff so I get dog.

[pharow]

I got two APBT. The father is Pharow (hence the SN) and his daughter is NIni (she is fixed). They are great. they luv my son, and other kids. Plus they are just good to have in the house. I live in a pretty bad neighborhood, and I can say I would not live here without them. (No break-ins)

[mrmckie]

Just had to add this in...

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lol...just like a cat

[mpfitz13]

Just had to add this in...

[IRON-E]

Dogs do it for me, I miss my mutt everyday that goes by. There's nothing like, the warm welcomes you get from a dog, when you get home.

I have nothing against cats, I just prefer Dogs. :up:

my old dog.

[Redfox]

Dogs ftw. I have two pekingese and a cat I rescued from work. The cat goes into the garbage, jumps all over the table with the same feet that were in the litterbox, meows all the time, follows me everywhere and is really just in your face all the time. She's really cute and doesn't really give a shit about anything, but I pick my dogs over a cat any day. It's nice having a cat around but my dogs are well behaved and have distinct personable personalities. I wouldn't get another cat after this one.

[mpfitz13]

OMG looks exactly like my dog! EXCACTLY LIKE HER.

Wow that is crazy.

[Massimo]

I love large breed dogs that are lazy and sleep all day

like this

[Stoner Sam23]

I love large breed dogs that are lazy and sleep all day

[willworkfore30s]

Fuck cats

[Cliche Guevara]

I beg to differ about the ferociousness part. I have one that is half Siamese and she is a lunatic. She demands respect and if you do not know how to read her, well lets just say most friends don't like her.

So you're cat is a little shit, congratulations. You aren't doing a good job defending cats here.

[Mr. Tasty]

ah so you're on of those, huh?

too scared to follow through on your threat after I tell exactly where to find me...we both know you'd end up sucking dick in prison.

fixed