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  • Victell
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Feb 2004
    • 1081

    #16
    old joke: Whats the hardest part about inline skating? Telling your father you're gay.

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    • shiftbmw
      R3VLimited
      • Oct 2005
      • 2012

      #17
      Originally posted by Optimator
      When you are a serious figure skater, these definitely help you keep your muscles in tone in the offseason.
      These will also help keep your boyfriend's butthole in tone.
      sigpic
      "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill

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      • JRector
        E30 Addict
        • Apr 2011
        • 453

        #18
        Originally posted by Massimo
        ^
        Thanks but I am size 12 and am looking for some recreational skates as I think I will skate to and from work.


        I want to see pics of you skating down the road to work.......so I can laugh.

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        • acolella76
          R3VLimited
          • Apr 2010
          • 2950

          #19
          I don't know how they size roller blades, but my hockey skates are usually sized a bit smaller than my shoe size. For instance you are a 12 shoe size, but you would probably wear a 10.5 skate.

          Skating is fun... I like to roller skate, hell I even played roller hockey as well. I would probably refrain from roller skating down the sidewalk where everyone can see me.
          -Alex

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          • Mr. Tasty
            No R3VLimiter
            • Jul 2011
            • 3421

            #20
            Originally posted by Massimo
            ^
            Thanks but I am size 12 and am looking for some recreational skates as I think I will skate to and from work.
            make sure to wear really short denim shorts.

            like this
            2014 Alpine White 335i MSport
            (Daily Driver)
            Full Mperformance Aero

            2007 Black Sapphire Metallic E92 335i (6MT)
            KW V2 Coilovers
            VRSF Catless Downpipes

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            • Massimo
              No R3VLimiter
              • Jan 2008
              • 3207

              #21
              You little girls are all just jealous. I will be blading around in my denim shorts, and fluoro singlet. Rocking my hot tan bod, all the bitches will be tripping, wanting to suck my dick big fuck'en dick. While the rest of you bitches will be beggin me to show you the ways of blade.

              Srsly though you guys have done a good job of putting me off of it. Thanks
              :up:
              sigpic

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              • Optimator
                E30 Fanatic
                • Aug 2008
                • 1396

                #22
                Originally posted by Massimo
                ^
                Thanks but I am size 12 and am looking for some recreational skates as I think I will skate to and from work.
                Where's that? Hairdressing academy?
                -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                • ohthejosh
                  R3V Elite
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 4963

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Massimo
                  Srsly though you guys have done a good job of putting me off of it. Thanks
                  :up:
                  Just for good measure, does your father know youre gay? LOL
                  SO MUCH MORE TO DO!!
                  IG: ohthejosh

                  LEGIT CHECK ME BRUH
                  BUYER FEEDBACK THREAD

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                  • long tall eta
                    E30 Mastermind
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 1536

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Optimator
                    Where's that? Hairdressing academy?
                    do you have any idea how many chicks you can lay going to a hair dressing academy? and the ones you don't fuck, think your gay and allow you to be privi to all their deepest fantasies and secrets. let alone they have no reservations about getting undressed in front of you.
                    sigpic

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                    • emoshun
                      Mod Crazy
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 781

                      #25
                      Le Cops in Europe


                      WTB: e30 in So Cal

                      Originally posted by downernsp
                      See I was young too but wtf is up with these perves that know damb well they are manipullating females wiyh all their promises and words.

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                      • blackhawkimpact
                        R3VLimited
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 2415

                        #26
                        This thread reminds me of one of my fav movies when I was a kiddo

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                        • e30Rooster
                          E30 Modder
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 958

                          #27
                          seriously though
                          k2 moto with boa lacing system abec swiss ceramics and a box of wheels and you're fuckin set. ask me how I know.
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                          • magicswan20
                            Member
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 73

                            #28
                            i love skating. i played hockey as well. both ice and roller. currently i am a roller derby ref. shits no joke lol but anyways when i bought hockey skates they are usually about a size and a half smaller than my shoe size. however certain brands run true to shoe size. if you are unsure just check the skate website. im sure they have a sizing chart. quad skates are def becoming increasingly popular along with roller derby. another buddy of mine got a pair of hand me down quad skates from a relative. he recently checked the value of the hardware and it was excess 300 bux. not too shabby. i personally would not skate to work tho.
                            Life is good. Do what you like. Like what you do.

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                            • tom d
                              Advanced Member
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 164

                              #29
                              i also skate. ice as a kid and inline as an adult. i started inlining to help heal my foot after breaking a heel.

                              you guys with the gay references……can't skate, can you? so you bully those who can! gay.

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                              • BigTe30
                                Wrencher
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 207

                                #30
                                Mission roller hockey skates, the only way to avoid looking like a total queer.

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