shit e30 owners say?

[RUFFLZ]

$60 + shipping

would you do 40 shipped? I have paypal ready

[agent]

i love these diving boards.

ftfy

[EtaSax]

Sorry for the bump of a dead thread, but there might just be some life in this old dog after all.

In the past few days, a video was featured on Jalopnick entitled "Shit E36 Owners Say," and it is hilarious. For your viewing pleasure:


Anyway, I plan on creating a video like this in the very near future. I plan on using quite a few of the suggestions already in this thread with a few of my own. Since this thread is being bumped, go ahead and post some more that you might want to see in a video like this. It's bound to be funny.

So far, this is what I have. It might suck. If it does, suggest changes, then proceed to flame. If it doesn't, suggest changes, the proceed to support.

These Sealed Beams Suck
Man, this eta is slow
How do I make this ETA faster?
I wish I had an "i"
What's that noise?
-Was that my Guibo?
--My Diff?
---My CSB?
OVERSTEER!!!
I wish I had some smiley's
CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK
I need to do an M50 swap.
I hate these bottle caps.
I need some euro weaves
-I need some RKs
--I need some RSs
That E36 would make a good parts car!
**Watching TV** "IS THAT AN E30!?!?!?"
**Driving down the road** "IS THAT AN E30!?!?!?"
Time to check R3V.
My car overheated.
I hate these Diving Boards.
TICKTICKTICKTICK
Adjust your valves!
You should get some Euro Bumpers.
IMDABES!
is lip FTW.
Volvo Lips suck
Volvo Lips are awesome.
Yeah, the doorhandles do exist.
Hold my drink.
**Seat falls back**"FUCK"
FUCK... Timing Belt
FUCK... Waterpump
FUCK... Oilpan.
Unlock the trunk.
Yeah, it's a driver's car.

[steinbachphoto]

While stopped at red light, guy in a Honda Civic pulls up next to you, gives you the lets race.

Green light, you step on it, he murders you.

You yell out the window, "I'd beat you if we were in the twisties!"

[sticksdaman]

You overpaid bro, my 24v swap only cost me $500

[Nsquared97]

My odometer just stopped working.

[gkobez]

"Its a drivers car"

[DatUtahGuy]

"Wheel/suspension specs please"

[VANOS714]

Worst video ever. I was expecting to see some e30's.

[grahamsy2k]

my bmw isn't a piece of shit!
so what ive been working on for the same amount of time that ive driven it.
No, its still not running.
fuck..
whats that smell? is it me?

[Bimmerman325i]

Deleted AC and PS, ask $200 more for car because racecar.

[FunfGan]

just removed trunk tar, now i got the ultimate drifto machine.

And spare tire.

[JasonC]

just removed trunk tar, now i got the ultimate drifto machine.

[TwoJ's]

"Can you hold on to it for a couple weeks for me? I'm broke until I get paid."

Edit: George we are on the same page.

[george graves]

Who's Jordan?
Shut up 5toes.
Needs an iS lip and a drop
That thing is a piece of vlad
I'll paypal you on Friday when I get paid.
m50? Pfffff.