shit e30 owners say?

[EtaSax]

Sorry for the bump of a dead thread, but there might just be some life in this old dog after all.

In the past few days, a video was featured on Jalopnick entitled "Shit E36 Owners Say," and it is hilarious. For your viewing pleasure:


Anyway, I plan on creating a video like this in the very near future. I plan on using quite a few of the suggestions already in this thread with a few of my own. Since this thread is being bumped, go ahead and post some more that you might want to see in a video like this. It's bound to be funny.

So far, this is what I have. It might suck. If it does, suggest changes, then proceed to flame. If it doesn't, suggest changes, the proceed to support.

These Sealed Beams Suck
Man, this eta is slow
How do I make this ETA faster?
I wish I had an "i"
What's that noise?
-Was that my Guibo?
--My Diff?
---My CSB?
OVERSTEER!!!
I wish I had some smiley's
CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK
I need to do an M50 swap.
I hate these bottle caps.
I need some euro weaves
-I need some RKs
--I need some RSs
That E36 would make a good parts car!
**Watching TV** "IS THAT AN E30!?!?!?"
**Driving down the road** "IS THAT AN E30!?!?!?"
Time to check R3V.
My car overheated.
I hate these Diving Boards.
TICKTICKTICKTICK
Adjust your valves!
You should get some Euro Bumpers.
IMDABES!
is lip FTW.
Volvo Lips suck
Volvo Lips are awesome.
Yeah, the doorhandles do exist.
Hold my drink.
**Seat falls back**"FUCK"
FUCK... Timing Belt
FUCK... Waterpump
FUCK... Oilpan.
Unlock the trunk.
Yeah, it's a driver's car.

[agent]

i love these diving boards.

ftfy

[RUFFLZ]

$60 + shipping

would you do 40 shipped? I have paypal ready

[Bimmerman325i]

If I remember right, some of the guys who did the e36 vid are on r3v.

[e30jake]

why the hell is it called r3vlimited?

wrong coast

i just found two e30 m3s at this bakery and im picking them up sunday for 2k each!!

[99MPower]

the best part of that video was that the 4 of us who made it, was completely off the cuff, and impromptu. No planning, no rehersal, no nothing...


have fun with the video

[99MPower]

If I remember right, some of the guys who did the e36 vid are on r3v.

I am :p

[Redfox]

Oops. My Vlad.

[jizo]

Fuuuck...open diff
Fuuuck....slave cylinder again!!
How hard is it to make an e30 M3??
Low miles....only 160k

[ReallyDirtyThirty]

- Pics of said 14 y/o daugher
- Did you see the E30's on Top Gear?
- Have you ever gone in to thrift stores and looked for money left in the pants pockets?
- Fish tank heater core mod FTW!!
- Can someone please paypal me $.31 cents?!

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=240298&highlight=paypal

[FredK]

Just got an E30. Should I lower it first, or replace the timing belt?

[Ryan Stewart]

Rob

[future rs]

Just got an E30. Should I lower it first, or replace the timing belt?

LOL

late model drivers- "I wish i had the early model rear arches..."

early model drivers- "I wish I had the plastic bumpers/euro bumpers"

every driver- "I'm totally going to get the euro (fill in the blank)"

"I'm just saving for my M/S5X swap"

"why is my shifter so sloppy"

get on internet and start the 400th thread "my car idles like shit"

[QUKBMER]

Sorry for the bump of a dead thread, but there might just be some life in this old dog after all.

In the past few days, a video was featured on Jalopnick entitled "Shit E36 Owners Say," and it is hilarious. For your viewing pleasure:


Anyway, I plan on creating a video like this in the very near future. I plan on using quite a few of the suggestions already in this thread with a few of my own. Since this thread is being bumped, go ahead and post some more that you might want to see in a video like this. It's bound to be funny.

So far, this is what I have. It might suck. If it does, suggest changes, then proceed to flame. If it doesn't, suggest changes, the proceed to support.

These Sealed Beams Suck
Man, this eta is slow
How do I make this ETA faster?
I wish I had an "i"
What's that noise?
-Was that my Guibo?
--My Diff?
---My CSB?
OVERSTEER!!!
I wish I had some smiley's
CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK
I need to do an M50 swap.
I hate these bottle caps.
I need some euro weaves
-I need some RKs
--I need some RSs
That E36 would make a good parts car!
**Watching TV** "IS THAT AN E30!?!?!?"
**Driving down the road** "IS THAT AN E30!?!?!?"
Time to check R3V.
My car overheated.
I hate these Diving Boards.
TICKTICKTICKTICK
Adjust your valves!
You should get some Euro Bumpers.
IMDABES!
is lip FTW.
Volvo Lips suck
Volvo Lips are awesome.
Yeah, the doorhandles do exist.
Hold my drink.
**Seat falls back**"FUCK"
FUCK... Timing Belt
FUCK... Waterpump
FUCK... Oilpan.
Unlock the trunk.
Yeah, it's a driver's car.

Haha i know people that this has happened to. And over steering in a e30 NEVER

[Xat1cZ]

5000$ eh? ..... would you do 500$



...yes, you do know this is 50% of r3v......