I hooked a scammer. Lets let him entertain us.

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  • mr2peak
    R3VLimited
    • Aug 2008
    • 2388

    #1

    I hooked a scammer. Lets let him entertain us.

    So I'm selling some parts on Craigslist and this one of the things I get:




    Any ideas on how to follow this up and get some genuine entertainment value? I've seen some funny stuff and I think it's time that I fight back instead of simply hitting the delete button.

    So give me your best ideas. Cause I don't want to fill out that form. But damn it would be great to spend some time and make some laughs.



    Disclaimer:
    I've done some great business with some cool people through the forums and craigslist, but this response just begs to be fucked with.
    Drive it hard. Maintain it well.


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  • bmwstudent
    E30 Fanatic
    • Sep 2011
    • 1364

    #2
    send him something in broken english and insist on meeting his son to "break bread with him and bless him as well," because you are a shaman.
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    • mr2peak
      R3VLimited
      • Aug 2008
      • 2388

      #3
      Haha nice I definitely think the religious angle could be a good one. But I don't want to scare him away by insisting on a meeting with his son. I want to drag this out and make it painful.
      Drive it hard. Maintain it well.


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      • 02stu
        E30 Modder
        • Jan 2005
        • 872

        #4
        I admit its shady as hell, but as long as you don't release anything until the check clears I don't see the risk. Am I missing something? The fucking people you meet on craigslist I swear to god they're all weird.

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        • slammin.e28
          שמע ישראל
          • May 2010
          • 12054

          #5
          Damn, I sent an email about a pool table on CL and the reply was asking for my SS number.

          I WAS DEEPLY OFFENDED.

          They did not get a reply.
          1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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          • InuFaye
            R3VLimited
            • May 2010
            • 2221

            #6
            Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
            Damn, I sent an email about a pool table on CL and the reply was asking for my SS number.

            I WAS DEEPLY OFFENDED.

            They did not get a reply.
            My ruse, you saw through it.
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            • PeteD
              E30 Modder
              • Mar 2011
              • 982

              #7
              Oh please hook this pirate for a while! I have no experience with how to avoid certain threats, but there are websites of people that love doing this stuff, maybe you could forward it on to them for full entertainment pleasure.

              When I get stuff I like this I reply with the address to the FBI headquarters.

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              • slammin.e28
                שמע ישראל
                • May 2010
                • 12054

                #8
                Originally posted by PeteD
                Oh please hook this pirate for a while! I have no experience with how to avoid certain threats, but there are websites of people that love doing this stuff, maybe you could forward it on to them for full entertainment pleasure.

                When I get stuff I like this I reply with the address to the FBI headquarters.
                I would reply with my ex gfs phone/address if I still had it.
                1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                • blocke
                  E30 Fanatic
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 1305

                  #9
                  Give Him Vlads contact info. Let the mayhem ensue.
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                  • Exodus_2pt0
                    R3V Elite
                    • Dec 2011
                    • 5943

                    #10
                    Originally posted by blocke
                    Give Him Vlads contact info. Let the mayhem ensue.
                    I like the way you think.
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                    • Joe G
                      R3VLimited
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 2942

                      #11
                      I once made a scammer promise me a weekend of some seriously kinky sex that i spelled out in no uncertain terms in return for 1200 euros. Unfortunately i paid and still havent got my sex :(


                      Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

                      Originally posted by lambo
                      Sounds like you need a massage.
                      Originally posted by kpeng
                      Who the hell is Vlad?

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                      • F34R
                        sLaughter
                        • May 2009
                        • 12390

                        #12
                        Originally posted by blocke
                        Give Him Vlads contact info. Let the mayhem ensue.
                        This lawlz
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                        • mr2peak
                          R3VLimited
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 2388

                          #13
                          Well this went nowhere. Guess all he wanted was my social security number. Somehow they even figured out how to take the fun out of it :down:
                          Drive it hard. Maintain it well.


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                          • VANOS714
                            E30 Enthusiast
                            • Nov 2011
                            • 1195

                            #14
                            Provide your neighbors info lol

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                            • trackjunkie21
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 3962

                              #15
                              Originally posted by blocke
                              Give Him Vlads contact info. Let the mayhem ensue.
                              :up:
                              Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                              Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                              VANOS: sometimes you just need to go full retard.

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