When taking a dump....

[z31maniac]

^Only me in the wife in the house, so she knows if I'm in the bathroom:

1. If the door is open, brushing teeth/peeing/taking a shower, it's OK to enter.
2. If the door is closed, entry is not advised and she does so at her own peril.

[slammin.e28]

you have to angle your ass.

I am not as good at ass angling as you.

[InuFaye]

I am not as good at ass angling as you.

[dnick]

its alll about the angle.

[slammin.e28]

Nazi jelly is no laughing matter.

[ohthejosh]

^Only me in the wife in the house, so she knows if I'm in the bathroom:

1. If the door is open, brushing teeth/peeing/taking a shower, it's OK to enter.
2. If the door is closed, entry is not advised and she does so at her own peril.

That reminds me I take the smelliest shits ever. I dont notice it while in the process but once i leave the bathroom and return smells like I had a decomposing corpse in me for the past month.

[slammin.e28]

That reminds me I take the smelliest shits ever. I dont notice it while in the process but once i leave the bathroom and return smells like I had a decomposing corpse in me for the past month.

This is why the GF will make me shit after taking a shower...but usually I swoop in a drop my load before she goes in there. :nice:

[InuFaye]

Wait pooping after the shower?

Someone has some fucked up priorities.

[z31maniac]

I am not as good at ass angling as you.

Angling = fishing

I thought you were cleverly calling him a homo.

Possibly not

[slammin.e28]

Wait pooping after the shower?

Someone has some fucked up priorities.

I poop before. It's when she wants to take a shower she wants me to shit after she's done. Fumes bro, fumes.

Angling = fishing

I thought you were cleverly calling him a homo.

Possibly not

Depends on the kind of fish you're angling for.... ;)

[InuFaye]

She agreed to stay over, she agrees to deal with all shit stink.

[slammin.e28]

She agreed to stay over, she agrees to deal with all shit stink.

She does quite well, IMO. I shat all over myself the other night though, and she woke up crying.

[expressfish]

The ideal shit involves a laptop, nudity, and a whiskey drink. A blumpkin is a close second.

and a packed bowl

[HarukoE30]

This thread is pure gold, would read again.

[Fusion]

I disagree. This thread is full of shit.
I got an idea today though. You could sit backwards like someone recommended and place an LCD screen on the reservior and play xbox motorcycle games.