off topic.. but is this the chick from the big bang theory?
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I crush up some sleeping pills and eat them quick. no time release, knocked out with in 15 minnutes.Comment
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Girl situations are the worst. Always remember however way they come, the same way they'll go/disappear. Girls can be very undesicive, most the time they dont know what they really want. Like buttchugz said, think about your e30 or something you are passionate about. Whenever I get like that, I do the same. I just think about my car, what I need to fix, come up with solutions, how to come up with money, etc. That leads to more thinking but on a different topic. Hope it helps.Comment
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Common sense is uncommon......he said words couldn't hurt him till he got smacked by a fucking dictionary!Comment
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Well here's my fun girl story of the weekend.
It's Saturday night, was at a friends house playing a little pong, nothing big going on. get a txt from some random chick about how she's bored an has her sister and room mate. I ask my friends who wants to play wingman, lazy bastards complain it's too cold out. So I head over their place solo.
Get to girls dorm, start drinking heavy, I mean I finished their bottle of 100 proof something and a pint of vodka.
We all head out to the bar, now keep in mind I was promised I'd be spending the night in this girls bed. Bar is whack so we head back to their dorm, me and my girl start getting touchy feely :)z.
No joke, we were in her room for no less than 10 minutes when her fat sister starts pukeing. wtf!? I'm trying to get it in and this bitch is getting sick!
Soy girl I'm with hoes to take care of her, when she comes back I'm stripped down to my skippies in her bed. She says she's tired ask asks if we can cuddle....uhm no! I call a cab and go home.
Fucking redicilous!
Hope that helps lol. Made me laugh in the morningComment
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nah, boss would have been, "would LOVE to cuddle but my dick's too hard making me uncomfy. suck it for a minute and I'll hold your hair."
or you could fuck it up completely like I did when I was around 19. co-worker says girl is coming to work first day. he been screwing her, but he wants to nail her sister. we're going to go out after work. tells me go ahead, should be easy to nail her she's a slut. ok cool. she comes in, hot blonde, even cooler. we all four go out. get drunk. head back to her and her sister's house. they're in the other bed, we're in her bed. I start to undress her. she says, whoa what up you think I'm a slut? and I say, completely drunk and serious. yeah, you are right? my friend's roaring...she's a bit angry. I roll over and say ah fuck it, snore.Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch!Comment
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^ that as well is a boss...Comment
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how about another boss story? :D
cute little blonde in my high school. I'm a skater she's a prep. not really connecting. but couple years after high school I bump into her. damn she's looking really good. exchange numbers meet up middle of the week. ohshit, her friend is fine as fuck too. they tell me, dude we're going to drop acid for the first time. sounds good. what then? well she's going to her dentist appointment (wtf>?) and her friend has no where to go. ok come chill with me.
we get to my pad. I start pounding black velvet. she's starting to peak. says she's getting hot. starts to take off her sweater. I tell her, damn those are nice titties, leave your sweater off. she says yeah? I say oh yeah. hell yeah, come here. suck on em. end up fucking her six ways to sunday.
blonde calls, where's you two at? her friend says we just got done fucking (dammit, there' goes that one). so we go to blondies house. this is where shit gets hazy...
I think they go in the bathroom to talk about the situation. I can only imagine I get bored and need to pee. apparently, they won't let me in the bathroom...and I'm going to skip ahead so I don't ruin how I find out what happens next...
I wake up on the porch. skater chick next door kicking me. smooth, what the fuck are you doing on these dumb bitches patio? I dunno. well get the fuck up, you look like a goddamn mess. ok, just let me get my board. knock on the door. yo, gimme my shit. girls say, go away fucker. no way, gimme my shit, what's your problem?
no way, asshole, you fucking peed on our piano!
what?
yeah, get the fuck out. you pissed all over our piano...the keys. we have to clean up all inside the keys.
oh man...bree is laughing her ass off. oh shit, you pissed all over their piano? apparently...
if I down a 5th of whiskey and need to pee, don't fucking lock me out of the bathroom or I'll piss on your piano LIKE A BOSS!Das ist nicht nur nicht richtig, es ist nicht einmal falsch!Comment
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