My mom takes sleeping pills. She says the most random things.

[gooseadrian]

My mom is high on her sleeping pills!

Mom: "Goose the dog is making all kinds of noise!!!"

Me: "no mom your just high"

Mom: "No the dog is high, im on my computer"

Me: "hahah go to sleep mom your sleeping pill is getting to you"

Mom: "Well if the dog wasnt snorting cocaine all night i could sleep!! Fuckin dog!! Why is my TV on? I wasnt watching this!!"

[MikeDE]

hahaha...cocaine snorting dog.

My mom is on at least (6) different meds for Depression(long story) and sleep-related problems. She's a space-cadet but not really ^this bad. She was able to keep it together when she visited(us in Germany) last week. She knows I would have sent her home if she 'misbehaved', especially in front of my (2) 6yr olds.

On top of that, the meds have only exacerbated her poor memory...or made it morre convenient for her to forget things we've already discussed.

[devon.818]

That's nothing!

I used to sleep at my grandmothers house during summers. She would scream people's names in the middle of the night, curse, or sometimes giggle, which freaked me out...


Hated it

[STAGGERED M3]

New Pharmaceutical World at it's best.

They should give out shirts at the doctors office that say GOT PILLS?

[VANOS714]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[slammin.e28]

My gf talks in her sleep. The other night she reached over and grabbed my face and started yelling about me falling off the bed.

A few nights later she, totally asleep, woke me up to tell me she was fixing one of her friends e-brakes. She has memory of the dream, but not of waking me up.

Needless to say, I was pissed 'cause it was 4am and I couldn't go back to sleep.

[Joe G]

when my dad passes out shitfaced he mumbles absolute gibberish all night and will occassionally shout some creepy shit then wake up and look around with the most confused scared look on his face. sad, but sometimes funny.

[z31maniac]

ITT, R3V'rs who live at home.

[TurboJake]

I spew complete and absolute gibberish when Aly tries to wake me up sometimes. It's always in that "I look like I'm awake but I'm really still dreaming" area.

Interestingly enough, this morning it was "It's the smell of the dutch..."

[Raxe]

I enjoy sleeping alone.

[Holland]

I enjoy sleeping alone.

I don't always sleep, but when I do...

I sleep alone.

[Fusion]

I was at a hospital about three years ago for head injury and my roommate was an 80yo woman who cursed all night, and I mean CURSE as in "fuck you, you stupid shithole fuckfaces" and other various phrases. I required a private room the next day.

[tbruz]

Lmao yea my girlfriends mom takes ambien and she gets fuxed up. Says some crazy stuff for sure but it's pretty entertaining

[magicswan20]

i was with a chick for a minute that talked in her sleep. i remember one night she woke me up and said "jon.. kmon. we have to go now. we have to go to the mountains to get sum tissues." i was like haha what?? then she jus turned over and went back to sleep. pretty wild stuff

[gooseadrian]

Lmao yea my girlfriends mom takes ambien and she gets fuxed up. Says some crazy stuff for sure but it's pretty entertaining

Yeah my mom takes ambien and it is very entertaining. last time she was talking about how she was gonna race old men in potato sacks...she is fuckin crazy...hahaha