Why isn't there a whoring thread?

[Danny]

We have like 53 of these, and most of them are made by Danny lol :p

True.

[VANOS714]

This just became the projectile vomit thread. Mods please change title accordingly.

Agree.

[dannyyisntt]

Fast fwd less than an hour, I was slamming pints of guiness like they were water. My buddies carried me to the bathroom to puke cause I wasn't lookin' too good. After they got me there I insisted I sit down for a few minutes. After this I felt the urge to puke and projectile vomit (while in a reclined position) all over the side of this intricate wallpaper.

This just became the projectile vomit thread. Mods please change title accordingly.

[FredK]

We have like 53 of these, and most of them are made by Danny lol :p

hahahahaha

[Stanley Rockafella]

Several yrs ago, I just started dating this chic I lost my V card to.

2 months into said relationship, her b'day comes around and we were all gathered (her friends and mine) at her friends' workplace (it was a pub.) I proceeded to drink FAR more than anyone else at the party, incl. the b'day girl.

Fast fwd less than an hour, I was slamming pints of guiness like they were water. My buddies carried me to the bathroom to puke cause I wasn't lookin' too good. After they got me there I insisted I sit down for a few minutes. After this I felt the urge to puke and projectile vomit (while in a reclined position) all over the side of this intricate wallpaper.

My buddies carried me outta there and I was back in my own bed b4 1030 pm.

I awoke the next morning with the most amazing stories from my friends who were amazed at my vomiting abilities and a GF who's still with me today tho she was pretty pissed for me getting more drunk than she was :) My clothes had some small vomit specks but nothing noticeable.

..My dad OTOH wasn't pleased as he had to undress me and put me in pyjamas then tuck me in (think 2 yr old getting ready for bed).

Never been that drunk since :)

[Sailor37]

what's going on in here?

[der affe]

are you looking for this thread?

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=206183&highlight=r3v+sex+stories

[Joe G]

I just miss our "hot naked babes with nice asses and titties" thread.

[ohthejosh]

sup waffleswaffleswaffles. expected pics of hoarz. i am disappoint.

[Roysneon]

I just came inside from doing a certain bumper swap...er...ya hai guise!

[Pac1373]

oh hai Roy. Just stopped in to look around here too?

[Roysneon]

Sup

[Pac1373]

Is that an analogy or a real life reference?

Yes.

[JasonC]

We have like 53 of these, and most of them are made by Danny lol :p

[dannyyisntt]

When I was little me and my sister were dumped off at our grandma's house for the night. She didn't give two flying fucks about me and my sister growing up and still doesn't.

That night she took us to a poorly themed native American restaurant that was simply referred to as, "The TP". We got to meet her old friend, mr. who gives a shit, and I ate the worst meal of my life to date. Upon being forced to finish said meal, I got up and causally walked out the door not muttering a single word and was amazed and confused as I proceded to unwillingly projectile vomit on the hood of the nearest automobile. After I regained my composure, I came back inside and was greated with people at my table asking where I went, to which I replied, "bathroom."

Upon leaving the restaurant with my sister, grandma and the man of mystery, we discovered that somebody had vomited on his new ford.