Im having a total lack of creativity here. I wanna hear some past ideas for costumes you crazy fckers have had.
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Christopher Reeve. circa 2005
I had that idea last year, less than a week before he died - which just made me want to do it more because of how offensive it is.
Borrow/find/rent an electric wheelchair. Find a solid colored ugly sweater and equally ugly collared shirt for underneath. Don't move your neck all night. Slick, cheesy haircut.
Since keeping that up for a whole night at a party would get old, take the South Park route. Wear a Superman t-shirt underneath everything else, and have a fake fetus/baby (CabbagePatch doll works) for 'sucking the stem cells out of' to gain superhuman strength.
Devout Christians and oversensitive hippies will be disgusted and ignore you all night. Assholes like me will think you're the life of the party. Towards the end of the night, drunk sluts won't be able to see anything clearly except the superman symbol on your shirt. Then they'll want a ride on your sweet cripple-mobile. You can't lose with this costume. -
My roommates are going as Harold and Kumar so I figured I might just go as Neal Patrick Harris. Just get hopped up on E and go around licking/humping people.Im now E30less.
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make a hanger look like its stuck in your skin and write on your shirt "my mom didnt love me at first(or somthing about being and accident) i will prob get shot by somone for saying this. if the stem cell thing doesnt disgust those chritstians and hippies this will and disgust many others.Comment
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If you get video of you driving the grey beast while standing in the sunroof snorting a line off a naked bitch's ass, you sir, will have won at the internet.Originally posted by Ryan StewartMy roommates are going as Harold and Kumar so I figured I might just go as Neal Patrick Harris. Just get hopped up on E and go around licking/humping people.

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last year i wore a grim reaper costume and a set of 6" platform boots.
for some reason, people seemed ill at ease around a 6'10" visage of death :)
this year i'm going lazy. just shaved my head, gonna borrow a straitjacket from my roomie and be a mental patient. short trip...past:
1989 325is (learner shitbox)
1986 325e (turbo dorito)
1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
1985 323i baur
current:
1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)Comment
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Pink IS the new black ya know....... He may never come back though. He doesn't ride jet ski's does he?
I'm dressing up as an army guy this year.... same as last year..... same as the year before.... so on and so forth. *sigh*
Anyone wanna send me candy?

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