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  • Mot
    45 toting redneck
    • Jul 2004
    • 4018

    #1

    Halloween Ideas

    Im having a total lack of creativity here. I wanna hear some past ideas for costumes you crazy fckers have had.
  • Jarvis
    R3VLimited
    • Nov 2003
    • 2132

    #2
    Christopher Reeve. circa 2005

    I had that idea last year, less than a week before he died - which just made me want to do it more because of how offensive it is.

    Borrow/find/rent an electric wheelchair. Find a solid colored ugly sweater and equally ugly collared shirt for underneath. Don't move your neck all night. Slick, cheesy haircut.

    Since keeping that up for a whole night at a party would get old, take the South Park route. Wear a Superman t-shirt underneath everything else, and have a fake fetus/baby (CabbagePatch doll works) for 'sucking the stem cells out of' to gain superhuman strength.

    Devout Christians and oversensitive hippies will be disgusted and ignore you all night. Assholes like me will think you're the life of the party. Towards the end of the night, drunk sluts won't be able to see anything clearly except the superman symbol on your shirt. Then they'll want a ride on your sweet cripple-mobile. You can't lose with this costume.

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    • Mot
      45 toting redneck
      • Jul 2004
      • 4018

      #3
      eheh thats evil but funny.

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      • Ryan Stewart
        I Love Miatas
        • Oct 2003
        • 8978

        #4
        My roommates are going as Harold and Kumar so I figured I might just go as Neal Patrick Harris. Just get hopped up on E and go around licking/humping people.
        Im now E30less.
        sigpic

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        • rede30
          R3V Elite
          • Dec 2003
          • 4697

          #5
          make a hanger look like its stuck in your skin and write on your shirt "my mom didnt love me at first(or somthing about being and accident) i will prob get shot by somone for saying this. if the stem cell thing doesnt disgust those chritstians and hippies this will and disgust many others.
          https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-h...wE3UqwjjmaTrXg

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          • kencopperwheat
            King of Kegstands
            • Oct 2003
            • 14396

            #6
            I'm going to be a gynocologist about to get sued for malpractice.
            Originally posted by Gruelius
            and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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            • kencopperwheat
              King of Kegstands
              • Oct 2003
              • 14396

              #7
              Didnt one of the SD guys go as a mammogram machine last year?
              Originally posted by Gruelius
              and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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              • bwanac
                No R3VLimiter
                • Oct 2003
                • 3354

                #8
                Thats priceless... mammogram machine.

                I must figure this one out.

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                • Jand3rson
                  Banned
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 37587

                  #9
                  I'm going as Ash from Army of Darkness. I have the double-barrel shotgun and everything. :up:

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                  • BS87
                    E30 Mastermind
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 1606

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Ryan Stewart
                    My roommates are going as Harold and Kumar so I figured I might just go as Neal Patrick Harris. Just get hopped up on E and go around licking/humping people.
                    If you get video of you driving the grey beast while standing in the sunroof snorting a line off a naked bitch's ass, you sir, will have won at the internet.

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                    • Jarvis
                      R3VLimited
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 2132

                      #11
                      Originally posted by bwanac
                      Thats priceless... mammogram machine.

                      I must figure this one out.
                      Everyone and their mother has been doing that for at least 3 years now.

                      Box on head with circular cut outs in front of face labeled "put boobies here".

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                      • decay
                        R3V Elite
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 5637

                        #12
                        last year i wore a grim reaper costume and a set of 6" platform boots.

                        for some reason, people seemed ill at ease around a 6'10" visage of death :)

                        this year i'm going lazy. just shaved my head, gonna borrow a straitjacket from my roomie and be a mental patient. short trip...
                        past:
                        1989 325is (learner shitbox)
                        1986 325e (turbo dorito)
                        1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
                        1985 323i baur
                        current:
                        1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)

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                        • Jarvis
                          R3VLimited
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 2132

                          #13
                          I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be Dan Gillan for Halloween.

                          I have his support and I really need a haircut anyways.

                          I'm way too lazy to pull off my Christopher Reeve idea.

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                          • Sean
                            R3V Elite
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 5793

                            #14
                            My friend is gonna be a girl...he's f'ed up.

                            But, I figured it'd be fun to be his Pimp. YEA!

                            Word has it, girls are all over guys dressed as girls. And, me bein his pimp should be quite interesting. LOL

                            That's my plan. :D
                            - Sean Hayes

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                            • marakka
                              Euro Parts Pimp
                              • Apr 2005
                              • 2036

                              #15
                              Pink IS the new black ya know....... He may never come back though. He doesn't ride jet ski's does he?

                              I'm dressing up as an army guy this year.... same as last year..... same as the year before.... so on and so forth. *sigh*

                              Anyone wanna send me candy?


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