What if your white girlfriend had a black dildo?

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  • b*saint
    No R3VLimiter
    • May 2006
    • 3794

    #16
    Originally posted by MR 325
    If it's orange does that mean she's imagining it's Bugs Bunny fucking her with a carrot?
    Rabbits don't have an orange penis. Did you know this?
    Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|

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    • lambo
      Captain Scene Points
      • Feb 2010
      • 10953

      #17
      Find Deltron and fuck his shit up.

      Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
      Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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      • Mr. Burns
        No R3VLimiter
        • Aug 2011
        • 3516

        #18
        Originally posted by b*saint
        SO because its colored like another HUMAN's color it would be the same as if its a random NON HUMAN color?
        fuckthat, I used to j-off to scrambled/blocked channels late at night as a kid.

        all fuzzy and 3/4's up the screen with green/blues/yellows.



        worked for me.
        Originally posted by flyboyx
        i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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        • Cabriolet
          R3V OG
          • Apr 2010
          • 9620

          #19
          if you are feeling small, there's a visine for that.
          Much wow
          I hate 4 doors

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          • khalild
            Grease Monkey
            • Jul 2009
            • 310

            #20
            Wait white guys actually care about crap like that?

            Sent from my DROIDX using Tapatalk

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            • a3ternus
              Mod Crazy
              • Nov 2003
              • 643

              #21
              Originally posted by MR 325
              If it's orange does that mean she's imagining it's Bugs Bunny fucking her with a carrot?
              :D
              Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

              Originally Posted by aaron_silva
              It is always frustrating having a harsh ride when
              you arent in the right mind set.

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              • LJ851
                R3V OG
                • Nov 2010
                • 7918

                #22
                Originally posted by b*saint
                I already asked my wife what she thinks on the matter and she just looked at me like I was crazy.

                Your wife is correct and you have too much free time.

                Also, News Flash! Black guys are not actually black.
                Lorin


                Originally posted by slammin.e28
                The M30 is God's engine.

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                • E30 331is
                  E30 Enthusiast
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 1166

                  #23
                  One day a man goes to the doctor and complains about his dick being orange. The doctor examines him and says he is fine. The guy puzzled asks why his dick is orange. The doctor says:
















































                  Stop masturbating while eating Cheetos!

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                  • ohthejosh
                    R3V Elite
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 4963

                    #24
                    Wait is it black like crayola black, or black as in skin tone more towards dark brown, or is it schwarz as in diamonschwarz? If its the third id be worried, that would mean she wants to fck a guy who has a DS e30.


                    edit: Credentials - Psych 110 Spring 2009 - Intro to psychology.
                    SO MUCH MORE TO DO!!
                    IG: ohthejosh

                    LEGIT CHECK ME BRUH
                    BUYER FEEDBACK THREAD

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                    • b*saint
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • May 2006
                      • 3794

                      #25
                      The fact that you turned this into a BMW paint color thing means your girlfriend has an std.
                      Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|

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                      • samiam3356
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 1901

                        #26
                        Originally posted by khalild
                        Wait white guys actually care about crap like that?

                        Sent from my DROIDX using Tapatalk
                        no just this one

                        Originally posted by Roysneon
                        $5 shipped?
                        Originally posted by MarkD
                        You are a strange dude, I'n not answering any more posts from you.

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                        • ohthejosh
                          R3V Elite
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 4963

                          #27
                          hey man im not the one worried about what color plastic dick my significant other is thrusting up in her vag. As long as I get the same access Im not trippin bout a toy.
                          SO MUCH MORE TO DO!!
                          IG: ohthejosh

                          LEGIT CHECK ME BRUH
                          BUYER FEEDBACK THREAD

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                          • ALYKZANDYR
                            E30 Fanatic
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 1336

                            #28
                            You just dont get content like this on any other car forum.

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                            • Farbin Kaiber
                              Lil' Puppet
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 29502

                              #29
                              So what if your black girlfriend has a white dildo?

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                              • LJ851
                                R3V OG
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 7918

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                                So what if your black girlfriend has a white dildo?
                                You would be dating a HoHo ?
                                Lorin


                                Originally posted by slammin.e28
                                The M30 is God's engine.

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