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  • Mr. Burns
    No R3VLimiter
    • Aug 2011
    • 3516

    #1

    How to assure virginity in Seattle



    Perfect for your overgrown man-child wishing to find a cozy place for those friday night cry-fests.
    Originally posted by flyboyx
    i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times
  • slammin.e28
    שמע ישראל
    • May 2010
    • 12054

    #2
    Gawd damnit! Wish I was closer. SRSLY.
    1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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    • Q5Quint
      Mod Crazy
      • Jan 2005
      • 725

      #3
      :eeek:

      wow~ attach that thing to your lemons e30 and BOOM done

      also: virginity fail due to his 5ft tall 'accident' sitting in the cockpit.

      must share on lemons for sale forum

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      • grahamsy2k
        E30 Addict
        • Sep 2010
        • 400

        #4
        $150!! Dammm.
        I would buy it.
        "Laser cannons are set to fire standard party poppers." hahah
        All just means to an end.

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        • slammin.e28
          שמע ישראל
          • May 2010
          • 12054

          #5
          Originally posted by grahamsy2k
          $150!! Dammm.
          I would buy it.
          "Laser cannons are set to fire standard party poppers." hahah
          I'd put M80s in it.
          1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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          • Mr. Burns
            No R3VLimiter
            • Aug 2011
            • 3516

            #6
            Tested to hold over 300 pounds....my 5ft tall son comfortably sits inside
            5ft and 300lbs is about the optimum starwars fans physique...this thing is essentially a nest.
            Originally posted by flyboyx
            i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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            • grahamsy2k
              E30 Addict
              • Sep 2010
              • 400

              #7
              Originally posted by Mr. Burns
              5ft and 300lbs is about the optimum starwars fans physique...this thing is essentially a nest.
              All just means to an end.

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              • Mlarsen
                R3V Elite
                • Feb 2010
                • 4082

                #8
                Hmmm, I do live only 30 minutes away...

                And I do like star wars...

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                • slammin.e28
                  שמע ישראל
                  • May 2010
                  • 12054

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mlarsen
                  Hmmm, I do live only 30 minutes away...

                  And I do like star wars...
                  The stars are aligning....
                  1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                  • dannyyisntt
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 3141

                    #10
                    There was a girl in one of my classes last semester that would have gone fucking nuts for this
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                    • be34st
                      E30 Fanatic
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 1277

                      #11
                      THAT IS SO FUCKING COOL!

                      how in the heck did you come across that ad?

                      07 Designio E63 AMG / 1984 318i (M20Swapped)

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                      • VANOS714
                        E30 Enthusiast
                        • Nov 2011
                        • 1195

                        #12
                        now thats something you dont see everyday.

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                        • F34R
                          sLaughter
                          • May 2009
                          • 12390

                          #13
                          In before the broke ass kids ask for donations.
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                          Current cars:
                          ~ '87 325 M30B35 swap
                          ~ '87 535
                          ~ 01 540 Msport 6spd
                          ~ '06 X5 4.8is

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                          • skateimitation
                            Advanced Member
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 148

                            #14
                            Can someone paypal me 30 cents??

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                            • Mr. Burns
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Aug 2011
                              • 3516

                              #15
                              Originally posted by be34st
                              THAT IS SO FUCKING COOL!

                              how in the heck did you come across that ad?

                              friend sent it to me.





































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                              Originally posted by flyboyx
                              i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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