Share your car wash story.

[slammin.e28]

Bronze looks clean for weeks without being washed.

Correction, Bronzit just looks dirty all the time, so why wash it?

Usually when it rains I strip down, grab the soap, and run outside to scrub the cars down. Sometimes I even throw a little soap on myself and get a good bath in. Car soap generally lasts a while, meaning I don't have to bathe the rest of the week if I keep out of the garage.

[whodwho]

Once I went to a DIY carwash and found a $100 bill laying there, then I took it somewhere and had it washed... :D

[slammin.e28]

Once I went to a DIY carwash..

You mean a midnight oil change station, right? :rofl:

[ohthejosh]

You mean a midnight oil change station, right? :rofl:

And by midnight oil change he means you picked up a gay hooker and had buttsex.

[slammin.e28]

And by midnight oil change he means you picked up a gay hooker and had buttsex.

Duhh. I don't want to be bored while I wait for my oil to drain into the carwash drain. Midnight get's pretty lonely around here. Between Wal-Mart, and Waffle House you can pick up some fine, fine characters.

[VANOS714]

Havent washed mine.

[gooseadrian]

One time at band camp, I washed my car...

[lambo]

Duhh. I don't want to be bored while I wait for my oil to drain into the carwash drain. Midnight get's pretty lonely around here. Between Wal-Mart, and Waffle House you can pick up some fine, fine characters.

Note to self: swap radiatior at midnight at the car wash.

[Stanley Rockafella]

I was gonna wipe my ass, then I thought "I'm just gonna have to do it again" meh!

[redsubdivisions]

My bronzit can go for a good two weeks without a wash, but I always wash my car once a week anyways.

[be34st]

So I opened the garage and got the bucket and the wash mit. Put the soap in the bucket, threw it in the trunk.

I Drove over to the car wash stall in my complex, and parked backwards because I'm fucking COOL. Then I got out, grabbed the bucket from the trunk and put some Dihydrogen monoxide in it. I closed my sunroof and sprayed the dihydrogen monoxide all over my car. When it was good and WET. I grabbed the mit and went to town, not missing any over nooks and crannies. I got all up in those crannies.

When there were little white bubbles everywhere I grabbed that hose in my hand, covered part of the tip with my thumb, then shot that clear liquid all over her. When I was sure I got it all off, I emptied the bucket.

After that I got in and slowly rode her over to my garage where she was ready to get wiped down. To be contiuned...

Is that what you wanted?

[DatUtahGuy]

I read all that ^^^

derp

[InuFaye]

Duhh. I don't want to be bored while I wait for my oil to drain into the carwash drain. Midnight get's pretty lonely around here. Between Wal-Mart, and Waffle House you can pick up some fine, fine characters.

You can have the very sultry "pop-tart" take you home from waffle house.

[Holland]

The most scary thing in the world, is if all of the air turned into wood.

[German Audio Specialties]

I had a chick with huge boobs wash my car in a low cut shirt.

She let me take some great pics of her boobs and butt while she pretended to wash my car, then I made her do a decent job of actually cleaning my damn car.

Then, my GF found the pics and deleted them. Plus, my car got dirty again, then I wrecked my car and life sucks...but I always feel better when I wash my car.