Mega Millions - 540 million and rising!

[spike68]

Two chicks at the same time.

Damn right. Always wanted to do somethin like that.



You win if you know where thats from.

[evandael]

i would take the lump sum anonymously, hire a damn good tax lawyer, hire a damn good (read=safe) investor, and invest 99% of it in various locations with the dividends distributed across various swiss banking institutions.

the remainder i would take to just kick it. move to a sunnier place, work on my car with no budget, help my parents and sister out, and get a job as a construction worker to spend my days cause i like building things and being outside.

[Mlarsen]

A conversation I just had with my buddy I work with:

Me:Clancy what would you do if you won?

Clancy: Oh, you wouldn't be able to get a hold me.

Me: Why's that?

Clancy: Because I'll be under a pile of bitches.

[CabbE30]

Got mine last night.
First thing I were to buy is a 1M and a couple houses for the fambam.

[ficklerx]

thats a lot of tickets.

The guys in front of me on Wednesday were buying 850 quick picks for a pool.

Thankfully, another register was available.

[VANOS714]

open an e30 repair shop and e30 dealer :)

[Bartholomeo]

Move to a country with good tax benefits ( monaco, ....)
Get a good lawyer.
Pay a good guy to invest money for U, and he gets 10% of the profits. He will work for that money like no tomorrow. Money makes money.
Build a new house on a stunning location ( swimming pool, large garden, track ... )
Underground garage for a nice collection of cars
Garage bay fully equipped for my wrenching pleasure
Travel the world when we feel like it
Give my family a bonus ( just to take the pressure off, not to make them retire )
Don't donate to charity, but give the money myself in person. ( too many stories of how 1000 dollars ends up in a mere 100 dollar in the end when it arrives , cut out the middlemen)

Enjoy every bit of it.

[Mlarsen]

perma-banned from my dream thread.

No shit, your going to regret that one when it actually happens.

Karma's a bitch.

Everybody at my shop put in a 20 bucks. There 7 of us, split $390 mill. 7 ways, I'm still good with that.

[redsubdivisions]

I honestly don't know what I would do. With that amount, you would have so many options, it's not even funny.

[ZM Blue Devil]

rent out the ring and fly all our supporters for a week of racing, hookers and blow.

[dannyyisntt]

Shhh I don't want anybody to know it's that high! It's my secret.

[thearkitekt]

My dads work did a pool. Bought 280 among 14 guys. I think they are going to do it again.

thats a lot of tickets.

i would buy myself a fancy new airplane! screw traveling by car

[craiggroves91]

I just got a raise. I'm gonna buy 10 drawings, instead of my usual 5.

My dads work did a pool. Bought 280 among 14 guys. I think they are going to do it again.

[slammin.e28]

I just got a raise. I'm gonna buy 10 drawings, instead of my usual 5.

[craiggroves91]

actually the odds of winning the jackpot, i believe, are much much lower than even that...

edit: seems news stories say 1 in 176 mil for 1 ticket, but i really doubt thats true.

It's true. It's pure math