Mega Millions - 540 million and rising!

[VANOS714]

open an e30 repair shop and e30 dealer :)

[ficklerx]

thats a lot of tickets.

The guys in front of me on Wednesday were buying 850 quick picks for a pool.

Thankfully, another register was available.

[CabbE30]

Got mine last night.
First thing I were to buy is a 1M and a couple houses for the fambam.

[Mlarsen]

A conversation I just had with my buddy I work with:

Me:Clancy what would you do if you won?

Clancy: Oh, you wouldn't be able to get a hold me.

Me: Why's that?

Clancy: Because I'll be under a pile of bitches.

[evandael]

i would take the lump sum anonymously, hire a damn good tax lawyer, hire a damn good (read=safe) investor, and invest 99% of it in various locations with the dividends distributed across various swiss banking institutions.

the remainder i would take to just kick it. move to a sunnier place, work on my car with no budget, help my parents and sister out, and get a job as a construction worker to spend my days cause i like building things and being outside.

[spike68]

Two chicks at the same time.

Damn right. Always wanted to do somethin like that.



You win if you know where thats from.

[ck_taft325is]

My work pooled together on each shift (Day, Swing and my shift, Graveyard). Day rounded up $1,100 in tickets between 10 people. It's stupid.

Swing had $100 pooled. Six way split.


Graveyard, the best shift, has $250. Four way split. One of which is myself, for the shits and giggles.

It's fun to dream and I know I wouldn't mind a clean $97,000,000 deposit slip next week. Oh, and I'd fucking buy my company and wear a Darth Vader costume everyday to work. Randomly turn on the intercom and just breath into it.

[mrmckie]

i'd claim it first and once it clears, go to work and pee on all the co-workers i dont like...LOL

or just do nothing, get fired and collect unemployment...LOL..boss!!

[KEVORM]

Washington Lotto is showing 640 million now.......462 cash option.....

[mrmckie]

open an e30 repair shop and e30 dealer :)

that'd be sick, a e30 dealership..

[be34st]

I'd buy a fucking Giraffe and ride the motherfucker everywhere wearing a cape and a crown. And my giraffe would have on some aviation goggles, sport a couple of gold teeth, and a nose piercing.

Like a Boss

[Farbin Kaiber]

Two chicks at the same time.

Damn right. Always wanted to do somethin like that.



You win if you know where thats from.

I was going to say that too, but that's with $1,000,000. So this would mean you'd do 1080 chicks at the same time.

[5Toes]

Nobody wants to go to school...???

[slammin.e28]

Nobody wants to go to school...???

You go to school to get a good job to make good money.

Win lottery, get money, no need for school.

[Mlarsen]

That's pretty sound logic.