Missing limbs or fingers?

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Stories?

I was in 8th grade and because I wasn't really the most popular kid in school, a group of the "cool" kids thought it was a fun idea to gleek water at people (spitting water through their teeth). Well, one of them decided to do it to me and when I told him to stop, he did it again. I don't know what happened that day, but I just snapped. I think it was because I was getting ragged on so much for being a nerd, who knows. It was over 10 years ago when it happened.

I lost it on the kid and kept throwing punches until I had a teacher rip me away from him. Not going to lie, I was so pissed, I almost started crying. It wasn't until a good 6 or 7 minutes that I realized I bashed my hand up pretty nicely. All that adrenaline really made me twitchy. lol After that, I didn't really have any problems with anyone.

I know...CSB...lol

[series88]

There is no mildly about it. Lightning is lightning

Well yeah but I wasnt seriously burned. :D

[Rau]

,hit mildly by lightning at 10 or 11

There is no mildly about it. Lightning is lightning

[series88]

Broke my wrist and arm when I was 4, cracked my head open when I was 6, had a nail go through my right foot at 8,hit mildly by lightning at 10 or 11, almost cut off my right ring finger but luckily was sewed back on when I was 13, had a car drop on my chest early this year (no damage there surprisingly,just a fat ass bruise) but yeah, still intact...

[Rau]

Broke my right ankle falling into a service pit at work about 5 years ago. Rebroke it during a jiu-jitsu match ( asshat didnt know anklelocks were illegal for white belts ) tennis elbows from being armbarred. Pulled neck muscles from guillotines. Numerous black eyes from punches/knees/heel/elbows. Bloodied nose from knees.



Broken collarbone from rollerblading, circa 1993.

[Dj Buttchug]

lets see.
broken collar bone
fractured #13 vertebre in my back
broken elbow
completely wrecked right knee. ACL MCL
several concussions
a shit load of stitches
lifeflight.

no missing limbs tho

yea, motocross bro

[TurboJake]

My brother lost his face in a car accident where he snapped the steering wheel with it. It was later reattached.

Because I know people will ask. 89 buick century.

Me? I've just broken a lot of bones. Some of them several times. You never want to break your femur. Trust me.

[Farbin Kaiber]

my penis. its gone.

I bet it's lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven.

[slammin.e28]

my penis. its gone.

In a jar somewhere in a candle lit basement?

[Joe G]

my penis. its gone.

[devon.818]

I have a lateral delayed flap around my ankle from 6 surgeries. When I pull it out these a WTF moment

[Nick_S]

Front tire washed out riding trails a few years ago leaving me with a dislocated shoulder and a 3rd degree separation. Now when standing my left arm sits about 1/2in lower in my shoulder and have a really nasty looking bump. My arm can move somewhat freely up and down within the socket, it's kinda weird. The ligaments are pretty stretched from what I understand, doctor didn't recommend surgery and it's been 3 years and I'm fine.

About 10 years ago I was riding my BMX (no way?!) and I looped out on a manual and put my foot down funny and broke the 3 middle toes and my whole foot shifted a bit. Now I have what looks like a bunion on my foot and the middle bone healed at a downward angle so it hurts to walk barefoot.

[F34R]

Stories?

Wrist I broke after a bad 360 fakie into a bowl on my BMX bike(front tire hung up). I have broken my right hand about 13 times from beating people to punching the walls or the lift at the garage. I tend to take my anger out with punching things that are not going to respond so well xD

I don't fight anymore, the most current busted hand was in FL when I flew down to help my buddy with his E46 M3. Got pissed at a whole day wasted from 1. him fucking something up or the headers not wanting to fit. I was at a AF base and could not go hit a tree with my wooden baseball bat(venting rage). So I punched the fucking lift and wound up busting my pinky, index and two knuckles.

After my first boxer fracture when I was 12(punched the wall). I have never gone back, they do nothing more than xray and give you a sling. I set my own fingers straight and just tape them up with a Popsicle stick.

Ankle/leg I broke in 6 places after jumping in a silo to the hay below. Landed between the bails and fucked it all up.

Ankle again after another crash on my BMX bike, but it was only a small fracture that I just stayed off for a while. Nothing too bad.

Never broke an arm or weird stuff like collar bone/ribs etc. Just wrist, fingers, knuckles and my ankle into the base of my leg.

I do know someone that lost a finger; my ex gf was using some electric hedge clippers. Somehow lost grip and grabbed the running blades, cut her finger clean off. Put it on ice and sewed it back on. Full function and sick stitches =)

[HarryPotter]

All of them

lol who the fuck are you? Your avatar is killin me.

[10Toes]

All of them