Holy crap. this is kinda creepy

[kalib0y]

Im interested in reading about the surgeries she did to get her to look so weird/creepy

[Xat1cZ]

Her sitting on a chair in a dark room with you not expecting her or knowing who she is (someone pulling a joke on you), you just see a shadow, puts on the lights, gets weirded out by the huge doll, then the thing stands up making weird noises while running at you..


That would be one of those moments where a close by shotgun would come in handy.

[slammin.e28]

Her sitting on a chair in a dark room with you not expecting her or knowing who she is (someone pulling a joke on you), you just see a shadow, puts on the lights, gets weirded out by the huge doll, then the thing stands up making weird noises while running at you..


That would be one of those moments where a close by shotgun would come in handy.

I'd just pull out my manly penis and slap it in between them boobies.

[Mr. Burns]

I'd eat french fries and drink rootbeer with her, followed by heading to old navy to adorn ourselves in the finest fleecewear.

Later on we'd snuggle with some sodoku puzzles, pop rocks and oreo cookies.

[Mr. Burns]

Im interested in reading about the surgeries she did to get her to look so weird/creepy

if you want that storebought haircut and plastic underwear, PM me.

[ohthejosh]

id break her.

[Exodus_2pt0]

I'd hit it, twice.

On second thought, better check if the Nips are still in there... Meh, doesn't matter.

Dunno if this is SFW or not, but check this out.... (from niptuck, barbie wannabe)

http://www.themakeupgallery.info/various/plastic/niptuck/niptracy.htm

[ohthejosh]

Id break her then just like every other barbie ive encountered ill rip her head off and throw her in some box.

[Mr. Burns]

I would let her diagnose Slammins' next electrical gremline issue in the e28 and refer to her for future stock and portfolio investments.

[Mr. Burns]

I would let her adjust the valves on my M20.

[Xat1cZ]

I'd just pull out my manly penis and slap it in between them boobies.

How'd you know it wouldn't bite? :|....



Oh wait! lemme guess, no problem because rock hard? k, thnx

[slammin.e28]

How'd you know it wouldn't bite? :|....



Oh wait! lemme guess, no problem because rock hard? k, thnx

BAHHAHA!


I wonder if her boobs bounce.

[JBird]

I used to bang a girl who wanted to do this. She also wanted her mouth surgically put in "suck" position permanently, ya know, :O .. She loved being dominated and like being told to go in the closet, etc.. If I wanted a bj I could call her and she'd lie to work and say she had a family emergency. Some people know themselves in a different way. She didn't judge herself so to speak.. :)

And you enjoyed being with a weak woman like this? Shows how weak you are.

[Mr. Burns]

I wonder if her boobs bounce.

does aunt Vivian know she's in your sig?

[slammin.e28]

does aunt Vivian know she's in your sig?

I did not put her there. She should feel honored to be displayed in the Slammin' man's sig.