In the end aren't we all winners?
Yeah. But I win SO MUCH MORE THAN ALL OF YOU.
Ok, so I was really, really stoked about winning this '95 540i on ebay, had it at $5100, 30 mins left, set my max bid at $6k, thinking no one would be that much of an asshole to out bid me. I'm forced to go to class with no computer access, so I just hope and pray that I win it. I get back from class, and guess what? There are people in this world who are that asshole-ish!! So I bitch, cry, call up my relatives, console with my therapist, drink a beer, and then the most amazing thing happens to me. As if my mom had been watching the ebay bid, she calls me and says her and my dad have agreed to give me $XXXXX.XX because my sister just got a new car (gotta keep everyone happy, right?) So, I celebrate, cry, call up my relatives, fire my therapist, drink a beer, and reach my arms to the sky as if to say "Boo ya sun, how you like me now."
Now I have enough money to get a--brace yourself--e34 M5. That is all.
Ok, so I was really, really stoked about winning this '95 540i on ebay, had it at $5100, 30 mins left, set my max bid at $6k, thinking no one would be that much of an asshole to out bid me. I'm forced to go to class with no computer access, so I just hope and pray that I win it. I get back from class, and guess what? There are people in this world who are that asshole-ish!! So I bitch, cry, call up my relatives, console with my therapist, drink a beer, and then the most amazing thing happens to me. As if my mom had been watching the ebay bid, she calls me and says her and my dad have agreed to give me $XXXXX.XX because my sister just got a new car (gotta keep everyone happy, right?) So, I celebrate, cry, call up my relatives, fire my therapist, drink a beer, and reach my arms to the sky as if to say "Boo ya sun, how you like me now."
Now I have enough money to get a--brace yourself--e34 M5. That is all.
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