Story time, Finals week edition

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Joe G
    R3VLimited
    • Apr 2010
    • 2942

    #1

    Story time, Finals week edition

    Did this thread need to be made? Probably not. Am i bored, addy'd up, and sick of studying, Yes. Time to tell a finals week tale for all of us R3v'ers who are living in the library and want to wast time and have a laugh.

    Once sentence per post. Make it good. Pictures are welcome too.


    So I was in the library today when I heard the loudest.....


    Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

    Originally posted by lambo
    Sounds like you need a massage.
    Originally posted by kpeng
    Who the hell is Vlad?
  • z31maniac
    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
    • Dec 2007
    • 17566

    #2
    David Bowie orgasm
    Need parts now? Need them cheap? steve@blunttech.com
    Chief Sales Officer, Midwest Division—Blunt Tech Industries

    www.gutenparts.com
    One stop shopping for NEW, USED and EURO PARTS!

    Comment

    • Joe G
      R3VLimited
      • Apr 2010
      • 2942

      #3
      thats when i became strangely aroused.


      Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

      Originally posted by lambo
      Sounds like you need a massage.
      Originally posted by kpeng
      Who the hell is Vlad?

      Comment

      • z31maniac
        I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
        • Dec 2007
        • 17566

        #4
        my turgid penis throbbing achingly
        Need parts now? Need them cheap? steve@blunttech.com
        Chief Sales Officer, Midwest Division—Blunt Tech Industries

        www.gutenparts.com
        One stop shopping for NEW, USED and EURO PARTS!

        Comment

        • Joe G
          R3VLimited
          • Apr 2010
          • 2942

          #5
          I knew i shouldn't have let slammin....


          Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

          Originally posted by lambo
          Sounds like you need a massage.
          Originally posted by kpeng
          Who the hell is Vlad?

          Comment

          • Raxe
            R3V Elite
            • Nov 2006
            • 5346

            #6
            use my platinum visa card on the internet

            >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

            Comment

            • freeride53
              R3V OG
              • Jul 2007
              • 11972

              #7
              Fuck all you fucks with finals already.
              I have 5 more weeks.

              1991 BMW 318i (Old Shell RIP, Now Being Re-shelled & Reborn)
              1983 Peugeot 505 STI
              1992 Volvo 240 Wagon
              2009 Toyota 4Runner SR5 Sport 4WD

              Comment

              • Joe G
                R3VLimited
                • Apr 2010
                • 2942

                #8
                Originally posted by freeride53
                Fuck all you fucks with finals already.
                I have 5 more weeks.
                then freeride got some suprise buttsexs from a mail-order tranny courtesy of slammins platinum card usage.


                Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

                Originally posted by lambo
                Sounds like you need a massage.
                Originally posted by kpeng
                Who the hell is Vlad?

                Comment

                • lambo
                  Captain Scene Points
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 10953

                  #9
                  Upon opening the door, freeride was greeted by the one and only...vlad with tools in hand.

                  Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
                  Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

                  Comment

                  • agile30
                    E30 Modder
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 832

                    #10
                    I learned he uses black dildos to repair body damage.
                    Originally posted by Good & Tight
                    It takes real man to mount a big woman, all you haters are just scared boys.

                    Comment

                    • Bimmerman325i
                      R3V OG
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 6854

                      #11
                      Oh god why....
                      2017 Chevrolet SS, 6MT
                      95 M3/2/5 (S54 and Mk60 DSC, CARB legal, Build Thread)
                      98 M3/4/5 (stock)

                      Comment

                      • Holland
                        R3V OG
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 7176

                        #12
                        Was his dildo 15 feet long?
                        1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

                        Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                        You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

                        Comment

                        • skateimitation
                          Advanced Member
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 148

                          #13
                          I braced for impact as he..

                          Comment

                          • Joe G
                            R3VLimited
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 2942

                            #14
                            threw a baby tiger at me


                            Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

                            Originally posted by lambo
                            Sounds like you need a massage.
                            Originally posted by kpeng
                            Who the hell is Vlad?

                            Comment

                            • Bimmerman325i
                              R3V OG
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 6854

                              #15
                              for questioning his integrity.
                              2017 Chevrolet SS, 6MT
                              95 M3/2/5 (S54 and Mk60 DSC, CARB legal, Build Thread)
                              98 M3/4/5 (stock)

                              Comment

                              Working...