Story time, Finals week edition

[Joe G]

Did this thread need to be made? Probably not. Am i bored, addy'd up, and sick of studying, Yes. Time to tell a finals week tale for all of us R3v'ers who are living in the library and want to wast time and have a laugh.

Once sentence per post. Make it good. Pictures are welcome too.


So I was in the library today when I heard the loudest.....

[z31maniac]

David Bowie orgasm

[Joe G]

thats when i became strangely aroused.

[z31maniac]

my turgid penis throbbing achingly

[Joe G]

I knew i shouldn't have let slammin....

[Raxe]

use my platinum visa card on the internet

[freeride53]

Fuck all you fucks with finals already.
I have 5 more weeks.

[Joe G]

Fuck all you fucks with finals already.
I have 5 more weeks.

then freeride got some suprise buttsexs from a mail-order tranny courtesy of slammins platinum card usage.

[lambo]

Upon opening the door, freeride was greeted by the one and only...vlad with tools in hand.

[agile30]

I learned he uses black dildos to repair body damage.

[Bimmerman325i]

Oh god why....

[Holland]

Was his dildo 15 feet long?

[skateimitation]

I braced for impact as he..

[Joe G]

threw a baby tiger at me

[Bimmerman325i]

for questioning his integrity.