Chemtrails

[z31maniac]

The funny thing about that is most bottled water is bottled from a local utility so it's still gone through all the same tests, you're just paying like crazy for it.

[unevolved]

Can you make that last one bigger? I can't read it.

[u3b3rg33k]

I drink fresh bottled water though!

[ELVA164]

I drink fresh bottled water though!

Haha, I hope you weren't serious.

[illest318i]

Pssht. Why aren't you more worried about your gov't supplied water? complete with Fluoride:
quick facts

• More people drink fluoridated water in the United States than the rest of the world combined.
• Excessive fluoride exposure can cause osteoarthritis.
• 36 studies have linked fluoride with reduced IQ in children.
• Less than 1 ppm fluoride causes bone disease in India & China.

and Chlorine:
From the gov't's own webpage!

http://www.bt.cdc.gov/agent/chlorine/basics/facts.asp

Where chlorine is found and how it is used

• Chlorine was used during World War I as a choking (pulmonary) agent.
• Chlorine is a poisonous gas. Chlorine gas can be pressurized and cooled to change it into a liquid so that it can be shipped and stored. When liquid chlorine is released, it quickly turns into a gas that stays close to the ground and spreads rapidly.
• Chlorine gas can be recognized by its pungent, irritating odor, which is like the odor of bleach. The strong smell may provide an adequate warning to people that they have been exposed.
• Chlorine gas appears to be yellow-green in color.
• Chlorine itself is not flammable, but it can react explosively or form explosive compounds with other chemicals such as turpentine and ammonia.

See? the government is using their existing infrastructure of poison supply pipes running to every house to sneak in harmless water, biding their time until it's time to elimidate you. I mean why bother with expensive airplanes when they've already got a hotline into your bathroom?

I drink fresh bottled water though!

[evandael]

hahaha shit, not the spiders!

[raywillet]

ah, the joys of fresh, sparkling well water

its nice being on well water :D

Just tested my water, its at 4.3ppm Fluoride. Natural fluoride in my area is 5.3. High recommended level is 4ppm. Just because your water doesn't come from the government doesn't mean the government isn't tunneling down into the earth to deposit fluoride into your well. And spiders.

*tinfoil off*

[kickinindian]

its nice being on well water :D

[evandael]

flouride/chlorine in water stuff

ah, the joys of fresh, sparkling well water

[Dozyproductions]

Weather modification.

[u3b3rg33k]

I knew it!! Haha

Pssht. Why aren't you more worried about your gov't supplied water? complete with Fluoride:
quick facts

• More people drink fluoridated water in the United States than the rest of the world combined.
• Excessive fluoride exposure can cause osteoarthritis.
• 36 studies have linked fluoride with reduced IQ in children.
• Less than 1 ppm fluoride causes bone disease in India & China.

and Chlorine:
From the gov't's own webpage!

http://www.bt.cdc.gov/agent/chlorine/basics/facts.asp

Where chlorine is found and how it is used

• Chlorine was used during World War I as a choking (pulmonary) agent.
• Chlorine is a poisonous gas. Chlorine gas can be pressurized and cooled to change it into a liquid so that it can be shipped and stored. When liquid chlorine is released, it quickly turns into a gas that stays close to the ground and spreads rapidly.
• Chlorine gas can be recognized by its pungent, irritating odor, which is like the odor of bleach. The strong smell may provide an adequate warning to people that they have been exposed.
• Chlorine gas appears to be yellow-green in color.
• Chlorine itself is not flammable, but it can react explosively or form explosive compounds with other chemicals such as turpentine and ammonia.

See? the government is using their existing infrastructure of poison supply pipes running to every house to sneak in harmless water, biding their time until it's time to elimidate you. I mean why bother with expensive airplanes when they've already got a hotline into your bathroom?

[SubDad]

Up here, in the Frozen North, when the weather gets cold we can make our our personal chemtrails by breathing in and out. Our cars make massive ground level chemblobs. Chemblobs! It's a New Conspiracy!

Why are those black helicopters hovering over that van outside? I better go che.....

:roll:

[illest318i]

it must be true

I knew it!! Haha

[pmat]

it must be true

[roguetoaster]

Wait, wasn't this in the P&R section? Or am I just recategorizing it due to the generally foolish content?