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[slammin.e28]

http://kpr.craigslist.org/mcy/3341215523.html

1983 Yamaha XS650 Bobber Custom #23 Cafe Racer - $2000 (Walla Walla)

Date: 2012-10-15, 2:06PM PDT
Reply to this post hwvhr-3341215523@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

What's up Cowboys. Enough with the nonsense, I really would like to sell this motorcycle. I could use the money.
Hungry wife and kids, mortgage, and my dog just ran away. Bye bye, miss American pie.
I was looking at the title the other day, and I realized it was an 83', not an 81'.
That means this bike is two years newer than the last time I posted this ad.
Am I going to raise the price now that its newer? No, I'm not that kind of guy.
I'm going to do you one better. I'm going to LOWER the price.
By a dollar? Maybe Twenty dollars? No son, this'll make you holler,
I'm lowering the price by another $500 dollar.



CALL OR TEXT ME AT: 5 four 1 nine 6 nine, 9 four 8 four

1983 Yamaha XS650 Custom Bobber

Drag bars
Runs great
Rebuilt carbs
Fast and loud
Fires up on first kick
New rear brake shoes
Lowered front and rear
Functioning speedo and tach
Fancypants foam and chrome grips
Has electric start (if you're a woman)
Straight pipes wrapped because awesome
Passenger pegs (yes you can fit two people on it)
Seat blacksmithed from random metal with legendary hammer
Seat professionally wrapped and stitched, passenger said she loved it
Painted tank comes with new set of decals if you dont want to rock my artwork

Oh but wait. Did you really think I would repost the same ad without giving you even MORE?
Well I'm here to tell you thats not the case, not by a Texas mile.
I realized the bike wasn't sold yet because it needed one more modification before it became the baddest bike in the sandbox.
Then I saw it. The bike looked like a train.



So I BLACKED OUT the whole front end because that's what you do when you want to look intimidating.
You're Welcome.
Here's a picture of the new headlight that isn't even afraid of night.



Remember how I told you I was going to take some pics riding in leaves? Yea well I don't have patience for that.
Its October and the leaves around here are planning on staying on the tree till next year.
So instead I took pics in the rain. You can't even really tell it was raining, but it was.

Call/Text me at: 541-969-nine 4 eight 4

Here's more pics, call or text me, maybe. If you have cash and are lazy, I can bring the bike to you, baby.

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[Exodus_2pt0]

Lulz

If I lived in New Haven I would probably hit him up.

[Julien]

http://asheville.craigslist.org/roo/3399483497.html

We are a professional nudist couple seeking a roomate that thinks alike.
We are extremely openminded.

Rent includes cable, internet, mountain view, and own bathroom.

We are largely clothing optional - although we spend the majority of the time naked.

IF you are interested - please send a short description of yourself, and why you are interested in the room.

We have 1 dog.


Location: Asheville
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[Wschnitz]

Ghey ^^^

[Tisoc]

Lulz

[Thizzelle]

LoL, WHO WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH THAT BUTCH LESBIAN

[Exodus_2pt0]

http://frederick.craigslist.org/bar/3340512815.html

Electric fence for children. lol (read through to the end)

auto repair for child control/electric fence (MT AIRY/ROCKVILLE)

Date: 2012-11-13, 12:09PM EST
Reply to this post 4tmkb-3340512815@sale.craigslist.org[Errors when replying to ads?]

WELL I FNALY DID IT. I CONVINCED THE WIFE IT WAS TIME FOR ANOTHER KID. ONLY PROBLEM IS SHE SAYS I HAVE TO GET OUR CURRENT KIDS UNDER CONTROL FIRST. SO I FIGURED AN ELECTRIC FENCE. PROBLEM SOLVED! BUT I CANT AFFORD ONE SO I WANNA BARTER MY AUTOMOTIVE SERVICES FOR AN ELECTRIC FENCE AND INSTALATION. I HAVE MY OWN REPAIR SHOP IN ROCKVILLE. COMMERCIAL FLEET, CARS, TRUCKS AND TRAILERS. MD INSPECTION. BRAKES, SUSPENSION, MAINTENENCE, CHECK ENGINE LIGHT YOU NAME IT. WHAT EVER I HAVE TO DO TO GET THESE DAMN KIDS TO ACT RIGHT!

PLEASE HELP. IF YOU DO INSTALLATION, OR KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES, PLEASE CONTACT ME.

THANKS FOR LOOKING
CHRIS 301-740-0144

UPDATE:::: the wife changed her mind. no more kids. but she says i can get a dog so... the add still applies.

[slaterd]

^^ Both a car craigslist finds. This is just random shit

[Xat1cZ]

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=210166

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=122425

that lady might be a dude, I'd rock that ship and that fish is weird.

[JinormusJ]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/spk/2960584968.html

Look at this motha fuc#*n fish, just look. His name is Captain Morgan, yes he has a popular alcoholic beverage named after him.

This guy attracts attention, especially from the ladies. He's super old, just kind of sits in the bottom of his tank and only swims around when you tap on the aquarium to give him dinner. AND OF COURSE once you tap he swims right to the surface, cuter than a freaking beagle eating a cupcake.

Like I said, super old, in fact his age is unknown. If he could talk, he would say things like 'Back in Nam,' 'Get off my grass!', and 'Where's my prune juice!?' Oh! And he has this unnatural looking growth on his side.... but it's cool. really.

He can be adopted for free, comes with his 20 gal aquarium, flakes, and all his rocks & shit. I will deliver.

[Pantless Spency]

^^^ lmfao! thats gold e30jake.

[e30jake]

I support this thread.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/min/1603624338.html

Due to the bad economy, I can no longer afford to fill up the diesel tanks on this thing and pay my crew. Therefore, I am forced to sell my 1977 Nimitz-class aircraft carrier. New paint and propellors. 22 knots max. Looking for around $2,000,000 or best offer. No pirates or scammers.

Location: North Atlantic

PostingID: 1603624338

[slaterd]

If you find an ad that's worthy of being "best of" or you're just taking it from their list, post here

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bji/1587347039.html

My future wife!

"SWF seeks SWM who enjoys farming, zoo keeping and serious preparation for zombie invasion for friendship, LTR and possible marriage. Must be willing to wear a kilt and own his own broadsword.

Must be down to earth kind of guy, no prior convictions, not subject to any criminal investigations. I will look you up on the state access database so don't bother lying about it. Am D/D free, you be too

Must hold liberal political views, while still supporting gun ownership, hunting and private land rights.

No racists, homophobes, or fundamentalists. No Jehova Witnesses or Mormons.

Must love dogs and be approved by my dogs. Must be able to ride a horse and allow me to spend large amounts of time with my animals without complaint. Must take me fishing and buy me a pint now and then. You can go out with your buddies too, I am not the jealous sort. But, you better be home each night in case the zombie invasion begins.

I am a strong, intelligent country woman who can drive anything, haul 10 gallons of water to animals at a time, butcher a deer and run a trot line. Country folk will survive.