Worst thing you've lost/misplaced/forgotten somewhere?

[m73m95]

Dropped my keys in a port-a-shitter once.

Does that count?

[ayemattyyy]

Dropped my keys in a port-a-shitter once.

Does that count?

Only counts if it was dirty. We all know you would reach in there if it was clean.

Matt

[m73m95]

Oh, quite full.

They fell out of my pocket as I was pulling my pants up. I got some wire to hook them out, and heavily sprayed them with brake cleaner...several times. It melted the emblem off of my Porsche key, but that's a small price to pay to have shat free keys.

Remember to ALWAYS close the lid as soon as you stand up. Not after you pull your pants back up.

[Rsully70sev]

I was driving to LA and it went from cool to HOT real quick on I-5, stopped at McDonals to change and DGAF'ed it in the parking lot. Took my iphone and Gucci wallet out of my pants and put them on my roof, changed into basketball shorts and left. About 3 miles down the road and I flipped a U turn and ripped 100+ back to the parking lot. Sure enough they were both there...cracked screen though.

[slammin.e28]

Left my phone in a hotel in Paris.

That was a good one to explain to the Verizon chick. Good thing I had insurance on it.

Left a pair of shoes in Beijing too. I tend to leave a part of me everywhere I go.

That one sucked 'cause flip flops on a plane for 15 hours = frostbite like conditions.

[FunfGan]

I tend to lose ~6 things a day. I have the ability to stay in one place, and lose something.

Lost my car keys in the messy black hole that is the trunk of the bmw. Didn't have my keys for about half a week...

[b*saint]

my key for the bmw. I only had one. It fell out of my pocket when I was loading up a new mattress into my cousin's truck 30 minutes away. I did find it the next day.

[imsotyerred]

one time a friend of mine left his bag of weed on top of his car, walked back inside his house to grab something, and someone from a party down the street came and took the baggie within the 2 minutes he spent inside

made for a really boring friday night

[ohthejosh]

I didnt lose it but I had a pair of Jordan Black Cat 4s stolen out of my bag by some beaners while I was at wrestling practice.

They managed to go through my bag and take the shoes but left the wallet with like 2 hundo in it and the keys to my e46. Idjotz.

[Sean]

I dropped a 4 month old Canon S95 on my work in bus in China. Didn't realize it until the afternoon when 2 other routes had ridden. I had bought it in Hong Kong and brought it with me to Philippines south korea and Thailand. I even had a lens adapter and custom grip oh AND pictures from my weekend in Shanghai with my parents. I was pretty devastated. : $500 camera and priceless photos. Still trying to figure out how someone had the heart to delete all those photos....

I only lost Shanghai photos. ;)

[assoutE12]

I left my money clip with my check card and like $200 cash on the counter of a gas station once, the person working was the manager of the gas station and put it in the safe. The person working nights took that shit, filled up 3 buddy's cars with gas while working and spent like $700 on my card. I called the cops but they weren't able to figure it out apparently.

I lost my prescription sunglasses in a big wave on my first day on a trip to Grand Cayman, luckily I was able to pay like $300 for a shitty ass pair.

I still can't find the license plate for my e12.

[Eric]

Watches...

In high school I lost a watch that a lady friend helped me pick out. We had the hots for each other, but did that dumb h.s. BS where you pretend like the attraction isn't there. Shortly after I lost it, she was hit by a car crossing the street and was killed instantly.

I also lost the fossil watch that I was wearing when my wife and I were married. Cool little watch and looked WAY nicer than the normal fossil junk. I bought it at ROSS in Guam on a scuba diving trip for like $10 which made it even cooler!

You can see my ugly mug here wearing it.

[TimKninja]

I almost lost the E30s keys+a set of work keys (for the building i was working at, plus to my bosses tools, on a military base) in a dumpster when moving my girlfriend out , thankfully i had my extending magnet and a flashlight an nabbed them off the edge of a keyboard before they fell deep into the dumpster.

And a set of photos from universal Orlando of my family. Left them in a restaauraunt and someone nabbed them. Dont know why anyone would want them :/

And an old Ammo box I bought from some army surplus shop in montreal. I got drunk and left it in a bowling alley.

[TurboJake]

I may have accidentally misplaced 4 live raccoons in the trunk of my Chevy Corsica the night I sold it to a lowballing high-schooler...

Dunno which outcome of that situation to hope for. But I never did hear back.

[5Toes]

^ epic