Celebrity Bodyguard...my new part-time gig.

[Mr. Burns]

....B-List Celebrities ;-)

been years that I've been competing in strongman competitions/body building/MMA, and now i've met the right people and shook the right hands.

Scratch my 1st gig off my list-
Mario Lopez's personal guard while he attended a Fitness Sceminar in my town over the weekend.

booya!

got paid to walk closely to him
easiest $ ever.

cordially,
Mr. Burns

[kalib0y]

sweet. congrats on the new gig!

[Deltron Dirty30]

how come only b list celebs? do you need some special license & some experience for the A-list celebrities?

anyway congrats.

[slammin.e28]

I wish you'd come down here and guard my body.

Also halp with my M60 bullshitswap. ;)

[Mr. Burns]

how come only b list celebs? do you need some special license & some experience for the A-list celebrities?

anyway congrats.

His agent has about 75 celebs, including Ron Jeremy, Carmen Electra, Arsenio Hall, Bam Margera, Charlie Sheen etc etc...that kind of celeb...not A-Lister's like Vlad.

they do a CR check prior to work...

I work full time for the gvt, but this is likely just a 1 time thing but nonetheless he's got my contact in his precious blackberry!

[drumad]

so when do you actually feel the need to throw a motherfucker around?

or is it whenever anyone gets withing touching distance to mario?

bodyguarding, how do it work!?

[Mr. Burns]

it's more or less to simply cut a path through people when entering or exiting a building, and I side on the sidelines during interviews.

typically it's just people wanting him to sign a picture, or shake his hand etc.

in under no circumstances am I to condon and force or violence lol

[drumad]

take a motherfucker and beat another motherfucker with him

anywho, this is you

[Thizzelle]

lol @ ron jeremy, sounds easy

[slaterd]

take a motherfucker and beat another motherfucker with him

anywho, this is you

Fixed

He's actually a pretty cool guy. I met him cause he was a friend of my previous employer. He pulled me aside and said to Mario "Hey I want you to meet a real Slater(hence my tag)"

[DEV0 E30]

All I could think about was Kevin Costner as well.

That's pretty awesome, but a real story to tell would be if you guarded Carmen Electra.

bodyguarding, how do it work!?

MARIO LOPEZ, HOW DOES IT WORK?

No seriously that guy hasn't aged.

[drumad]

That's pretty awesome, but a real story to tell would be if you guarded Carmen Electra.

Body guard for Carmen Electra.
Fall in love.
Sex.
Take pix/vidz of noods.
Upload to r3v.
Everyone wins.

(yes, I realize these are already available)

[cale]

So if a women attacks the celeb are you going to intervene or tell her sternly to cease what she's doing because you don't want to hurt her ;)

[Chaz]

Post pics of yourself
I wanna see how big you are

[dnick]

Post pics of yourself
I wanna see how big you are