One of the best facebook dialogues facepalms.

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  • F34R
    sLaughter
    • May 2009
    • 12390

    #1

    One of the best facebook dialogues facepalms.

    My buddy
    I got a question
    What do they make as far as door mods go for the GTI...

    Me
    Please in hell don't mention lambo doors

    him
    alrite
    well then gimme an option that makes em easier to open and close
    like hydrolic assisted er somethin

    It is apparently the number 1 complaint from the penut gallery...
    "the heavy doors fall on me"

    Me
    Easier to open? it is a door...

    Him
    "I wish u bought a 4 door so the doors didint hurt me"....
    you get what im sayin
    lol
    idk if anything like that exists

    Me
    how do the doors hurt people? they are on hinges...

    Him
    lol
    apparently their 2 heavy

    Me
    The lambo doors are even more annoying to open

    Him
    to open and close on hills...

    Me
    FOR WHO?!?!? lol

    Him
    yeh i know lambo doors are not an option
    for my wife
    lol

    Me
    wtf

    Him
    = Penut Gallery
    = ""
    lol
    cmon

    Me
    It is a damn door

    him
    i know
    and its a quality door
    thats why it weighs that
    but women dont get that shit

    Me
    You swing it outwards there is no tension

    Him
    lol
    its hard to push cuz its heavy

    Me
    It is german made not a shit jap car

    Him
    apparently
    exactly
    its not a chevy

    Me
    I got this solved already
    Ready for it?

    Him
    good
    lol

    Me
    Get out of the car 20 seconds before her
    Still with me?

    Him
    o bloody hell
    Me
    open the door for her to exit and close it once she is clear

    Him
    hmm
    not a bad idea

    hadnt thought of that

    Me
    Fucking solved

    Him
    lol
    job done
    literally
    i did not think of that

    Me
    She will be happy everyday and bake you shit

    Him
    likely tru

    Me
    And don't say it takes too long or is anoying
    I did it for Ka**ie for over 4 years
    Last edited by F34R; 06-25-2012, 08:15 PM.
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  • lambo
    Captain Scene Points
    • Feb 2010
    • 10953

    #2
    I can't believe I actually read that.

    Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
    Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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    • MaksV
      E30 Enthusiast
      • Oct 2010
      • 1042

      #3
      CHEAP REBUILT INJECTORS




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      • 5Toes
        Banned
        • May 2010
        • 9836

        #4
        Me too

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        • Komzorz
          Grease Monkey
          • Jun 2011
          • 332

          #5
          What the shit. I don't even.
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          • F34R
            sLaughter
            • May 2009
            • 12390

            #6
            Originally posted by Komzorz
            What the shit. I don't even.
            I know right? My mind was full of fuck trying to figure out why.
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            • tg318is
              R3VLimited
              • Jun 2008
              • 2052

              #7
              ummmmm
              Tim.

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              • mikeedler
                R3V OG
                • Feb 2004
                • 6707

                #8
                o.k.

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                • Massimo
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 3207

                  #9
                  Shit bro I still open the door for my missus and it has been 8 years.
                  sigpic

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                  • bestwheelbase
                    Advanced Member
                    • Oct 2011
                    • 146

                    #10
                    = Penut Gallery
                    = ""
                    lol
                    cmon

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                    • mulletman
                      E30 Modder
                      • May 2012
                      • 801

                      #11
                      I've got 10 bucks that says she's complaining about the door because she wants him to open it for her...

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                      • evandael
                        R3VLimited
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 2881

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mulletman
                        I've got 10 bucks that says she's complaining about the door because she wants him to open it for her...

                        nope, she wants dem lambo doors.

























                        LAMBO DOORZ

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                        • Iain
                          R3VLimited
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 2815

                          #13
                          STr8 balla

                          *edit* just read the OP.




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                          • Vivek
                            attention whore/retard/bitch
                            • Oct 2011
                            • 6167

                            #14
                            Well...that was disappointing.
                            The first car I ever rode in was an e30

                            Originally posted by Cabriolet
                            Wish you the best and hope you don't remember anything after 10pm.



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                            • FLG
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 3165

                              #15
                              -Build http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=295277

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