Mustaches.

[thebutcher37]

[alexth1]

I used to have a full beard but would like to grow a mustache at one point in my life.

[Van Westervelt]

After about 2-3 weeks



After about 5 weeks+

[pureaudio]

I can grow a perfect beard but my mustache is lean. Longest I've gone is 2 months and it was still pitiful, I would have made a terrible gay in the 80's.

[myinfernalbmw]

I can grow a perfect beard but my mustache is lean. Longest I've gone is 2 months and it was still pitiful, I would have made a terrible gay in the 80's.

I'm the same beard-wise. Although with enough practice and dedication I think I could have still passed as a mediocre gay in the 80's.

[MattAvino]

I'm cool with beards, mustaches seem a little dated to me imo.

Maybe one day you will be able to try it for yourself.

[matthugie]

I have had great fun with mustaches (no homo). I grow the stache a couple times a year, and it's funny every time. The ladies may agree it's funny, but generally don't care for it though :(



Since people kept telling me I looked like different people we decided to do some comparisons. There was no alcohol involved here, I swear...

[freeride53]

Maybe one day you will be able to try it for yourself.

haha LBV pube-stash

[myinfernalbmw]

Your hair is parted the wrong way

[E30SPDFRK]

My Guatemalan friend had an epic Spanish stache a few months ago so a few friends and I shaved our beards to match and went to a trivia game with mustaches.



My girlfriend buzzed half of mine off while I slept, so I haven't done it since, usually just grow the full thing. I didn't mind it, but I looked a lot like my dad and felt like a hipster the whole time so I doubt I'll do it again.

That was probably 4-5 weeks of growth.

[matthugie]

Your hair is parted the wrong way

Wait, you're telling me someone had the same style stache before Jordan did? Who is that guy?

[lolcantturn]

This is me with a mustache when I was 16. Took about a week to grow and realized I looked way too hispanic. Fuck with me.

[Desaevious]

My Guatemalan friend had an epic Spanish stache a few months ago so a few friends and I shaved our beards to match and went to a trivia game with mustaches.

My girlfriend buzzed half of mine off while I slept, so I haven't done it since, usually just grow the full thing. I didn't mind it, but I looked a lot like my dad and felt like a hipster the whole time so I doubt I'll do it again.

That was probably 4-5 weeks of growth.

hahaha his driver's license picture needs to be on here.

[mbonanni]

I have chops.

No stache, I envy you guys.

Some day I will grow my chops into my stache

[MonkeyMadness]

My wife thinks I look gay in them... she's right, but I do want to proudly own one..
I have to sneak up on them. I normally grow a goat w/stash and when i feel everything is worthy of Ron Burgundy i shave the goat... look in the mirror
Then quickly shave the stash...