worst/most funny puke experiences

[Brezzi]

Due to the success of the recent "worst deuce experiences" thread I decided the forum needed a thread about stomach contents leaving the from the other end of the spectrum. My self having somewhat of a bad gag reaction when chugging have a few, and I'm sure there are better ones the community has to share.

To start off:
I've been out with a girl who has witnessed me throw up then still hooked up with me before I washed my mouth/brushed my teeth. This happened to me not once but twice one last weekend actually. My friends and I now call this girl "Bla girl" b/c of the sound I made while vomiting.

This other funny one was when I got slammed in new brunswick last summer then I ate this most amazing local concoction known as a buffadillo which is about 1.5 lbs of buffalo chicken pulled and encapsulated in a warm doughy shell. I got back to my friends place felt the urge went out to the back porch thats about 4 feet off the ground and emptied my stomach. What was funny about this story is that my friend had his bike leaned up against the porch and I managed to aim the puke over and away from it. In the morning he proclaimed "it was like you were a puking ninja" I dunno made me laugh.

This other time I was riding in my friends back seat on the way back from a heavy night of drinking at the bar and suddenly I felt the urge and couldn't hold it down. I uttered, "Doug your gonna hate me" a blew it all out the side window of his Subaru. I apologized and cleaned it when we got back but it probably would have been hilarious to watch that from outside of the car.

[ohthejosh]

[Brezzi]

^thats a good gf

that picture makes me wish I still had this picture of me in college this girl took it and think she deleted it basically I'm naked on a toilet puking and shitting at the same time. you could say I was seven shades of fucked.

[ohthejosh]

LOL signs of an epic night in my opinion

[e30jake]

First week in the dorm in college I got some bad stomach virus on wing night. Felt it coming out the back end and sprinted to the bathroom, and before they even were past my knees I was spraying runny burning shit into the toilet. As soon as it was out I had to turn around and hurled straight into the full toilet. Got some splashed back on my face which brought another round of vomit. That night i was making trips to the bathroom to puke every 20 or 30 minutes. Worst night of my life. I didn't eat for at least a day

[urbancynic]

Back when I was 18 my gf at the time and I were getting drunk on Brandy because that's what my mom had in the house.

We both got plastered. She puked in the sink and passed out in the bath tub. I puked on her in the bath tub and slept in my bed. - She was pissed when she woke up the next afternoon.

That's why I can't drink brandy anymore.

[dirty30]

A few years ago we got blasted about 40 miles away from home. Pretty basic night until the last hour or so when I realized my brother was passing out at the table drunk. We paid the tab, got him in the front seat and left. My buddy Dave was driving, I was directly behind my brother in the back seat and my best drinkin buddy Justin was seated next to me. All four windows down in this crappy 90's Camry. We promptly passed out a few miles in. I awoke to what felt like rain drops hitting my face so I started to roll my window up when I realized my brother was violently purging out of the window and the puke was swirling back into my face, on my shirt and in my mouth. Everyone was yelling at him to get his head in the car while we rolled the windows up as fast as we could. We had to sit for the next 30 minutes or so covered in puke, sitting in puke, pulling puke out of our hair and spitting my brothers puke out of our mouths. The next day the INSIDE of the rear window looked like that scene from pulp fiction when the brains cover the window only it was chunky brown yuengling vomit.

[ak-]

LOL signs of an epic night in my opinion

looks like she's trying to slip it in ya

[CabrioPunk]

I have only heard stories of mine but my shoes and sweater were in the garbage upon waking up. I promptly recovered them, washed them and wear them years later. The sweater was my brother's. I repackaged it and gave it as his Christmas gift. It was a nice sweater.

[beanerguitarist]

threw up all over this girls apartment last year, all over... i mean ALL OVER!! toilet, floor, sink, tub i mean you name it there was prob vomit on it.
best part about it all i went onto the couch and was lying there half alive, when the hot ass homeowner walks up and asked if i threw up all over the bathroom. i fessed up and she was so shocked we actually hooked up. no lie. vomit breath, vomit on clothes and all... TOP THAT SHIT BITCHES!!!! there was also the throwing up off a balcony onto a fine ass group of girls or when i pissed off a roof and there was a very unlucky group that decided to pass under the golden shower ;)

[Wh33lhop]

threw up all over this girls apartment last year, all over... i mean ALL OVER!! toilet, floor, sink, tub i mean you name it there was prob vomit on it.
best part about it all i went onto the couch and was lying there half alive, when the hot ass homeowner walks up and asked if i threw up all over the bathroom. i fessed up and she was so shocked we actually hooked up. no lie. vomit breath, vomit on clothes and all... TOP THAT SHIT BITCHES!!!! there was also the throwing up off a balcony onto a fine ass group of girls or when i pissed off a roof and there was a very unlucky group that decided to pass under the golden shower ;)

You definitely sound like a santa barbara resident. Coincidentally I am actually in town for the 4th.

[VANOS714]

We shall see alot of puke pictures tonight for sure... lol

[Raxe]

Filled a girls purse once, that was pretty embarrassing. She had it sitting on the table all open like, just asking for it.

[gearheadE30]

Puked on a cop car on my 21st, then we all started running, got a block or two before realizing we had passed this homemade doughnut shop and there was a guy in the window making doughnuts at like 1 in the morning so we run around back, ask if we can buy some and he gives us a bunch for free, then we remember we were running away from the cop car with puke all over the hood. about 15 of us sprinting home, all drunk and carrying doughnuts. It was awesome.

Haven't puked since then, and really don't plan on it. I absolutely hate puking.

[m73m95]

Me and my stomach have made a no-puke pact. Its been a cease fire for over 20 years now. I simply refuse to puke. Even when drunk.