The Gentleman's Rant

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  • spike68
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Apr 2009
    • 1185

    #1

    The Gentleman's Rant

    I know this may be super dumb to some people, but i need to share this with people who will find this as hilarious as i do.

    The Gentleman's Rant is a channel that pushes the limits of political topics and says things so offensive that they gain a huge following of lovers and haters.

    Ill let the video do the talking.

    I don't even own this car anymore, but I'm too lazy to change the picture.

  • WhyNot
    Grease Monkey
    • May 2012
    • 363

    #2
    so a rant is like complaining about someone else and their stuff?
    isn't that just whining? like isnt it impossible to rant about whiners?

    so what do you call it when you complain about your own stuff then?
    like how when i take viagra the only thing that happens is i dont piss on my shoes?
    or is that best left for the note that starts out "goodbye cruel world..."
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    • Holland
      R3V OG
      • Nov 2008
      • 7176

      #3
      Eh, the humor lost me.
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      You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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      • z31maniac
        I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
        • Dec 2007
        • 17566

        #4
        A couple of funny lines, not outstanding though.

        Trying a bit too hard.
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        • Holland
          R3V OG
          • Nov 2008
          • 7176

          #5
          Originally posted by z31maniac
          A couple of funny lines, not outstanding though.

          Trying a bit too hard.
          Agree, plus it's not funny when you say "you suck" in the most plain voice burdened on man.
          1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

          Originally posted by DEV0 E30
          You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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          • spike68
            E30 Enthusiast
            • Apr 2009
            • 1185

            #6
            well i guess only some people can laugh at it. Its more of a love hate thing i guess.

            meh.
            I don't even own this car anymore, but I'm too lazy to change the picture.

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            • Massimo
              No R3VLimiter
              • Jan 2008
              • 3207

              #7
              don't worry about these hipsters op i lol.
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              • Holland
                R3V OG
                • Nov 2008
                • 7176

                #8
                IMO the best rants are when raging.

                NWS for language.

                1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

                Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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                • spike68
                  E30 Enthusiast
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 1185

                  #9
                  i can definitely do rage quit. Ive been a follower of rooster teeth for a while. All their web shows are ballin.
                  I don't even own this car anymore, but I'm too lazy to change the picture.

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                  • Massimo
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 3207

                    #10
                    Try listening to them with out watching it. It is more funny the video makes it shit.
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                    • Xat1cZ
                      R3VLimited
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 2020

                      #11
                      1st guy seems to be upset about something.
                      ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)Be Afraid Of The Future

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                      • slammin.e28
                        שמע ישראל
                        • May 2010
                        • 12054

                        #12
                        Love these vids. The GF and I sat up for two hours watching these while peeling the sun-burnt skin off my back.

                        I'm saving it for my winter wonderland display in the mall.
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                        • whysimon
                          Mod Crazy
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 661

                          #13
                          "If you want to look like your from the 80's ditch your $400 dollar smart phone & get aids" That's the best line imo.

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                          • Xat1cZ
                            R3VLimited
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 2020

                            #14
                            Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                            Love these vids. The GF and I sat up for two hours watching these while peeling the sun-burnt skin off my back.
                            ..how romantic.
                            ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)Be Afraid Of The Future

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                            • SpeicherBimmer
                              Grease Monkey
                              • Apr 2012
                              • 365

                              #15
                              Meh...wife found it funier than I did.
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