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  • assblaster
    Banned
    • Jul 2011
    • 75
    #1

    So I told my old mechanic to f**k himself

    after I discovered he put the bitch tube upside down.... AND he couldnt hit the oil drain plug w a little silicone, that cock sucker was so hungry for money he was yelling at me to change my perfectly fine oil pan... fuck him. Anyway I got one of my friends from england to prank him and heres the result. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQkJWzgb9cU&feature=plcp
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    • Exodus_2pt0
      R3V Elite
      • Dec 2011
      • 5943
      #2
      Why would you want to hit the drain plug with silicone? I mean... It only sits in OIL


      Originally posted by assblaster
      after I discovered he put the bitch tube upside down.... AND he couldnt hit the oil drain plug w a little silicone, that cock sucker was so hungry for money he was yelling at me to change my perfectly fine oil pan... fuck him. Anyway I got one of my friends from england to prank him and heres the result. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQkJWzgb9cU&feature=plcp
      Quoted for when this guy decides to edit his post after r3v is finished with him.
      Last edited by Exodus_2pt0; 07-12-2012, 05:22 PM.
      No E30 Club
      Originally posted by MrBurgundy
      Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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        • Massimo
          No R3VLimiter
          • Jan 2008
          • 3207
          #3
          Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0
          Why would you want to hit the drain plug with silicone? I mean... It only sits in OIL
          That is what I was wondering?
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            • E30_Pare
              R3V OG
              • Oct 2008
              • 7801
              #4
              I run ya ova with my fukin bimma.

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                • mrsleeve
                  I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 16385
                  #5
                  WTF is going on in this thread
                  Originally posted by Fusion
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                    • 10Toes
                      Me Father Was A Tree
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 61222
                      #6
                      This thread sucks, OP you are a fag.

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                        • Exodus_2pt0
                          R3V Elite
                          • Dec 2011
                          • 5943
                          #7
                          Originally posted by mrsleeve
                          WTF is going on in this thread
                          A little of this...


                          And a little of that...


                          Get it?
                          No E30 Club
                          Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                          Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                            • assblaster
                              Banned
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 75
                              #8
                              A little aggressive driving scraped the bottom of my oil pan so what the threading is a little gone, that asshole wanted to bang me over the head for 300$, a little, I mean a tiny dab of silcone that bitch is holding pressure just fine my driveway is leak free! If it was an M I would agree with your concerns but its not relax ur buttholes!

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                                • assblaster
                                  Banned
                                  • Jul 2011
                                  • 75
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0
                                  Why would you want to hit the drain plug with silicone? I mean... It only sits in OIL




                                  Quoted for when this guy decides to edit his post after r3v is finished with him.
                                  Calm yourself charlie Im not editing shit

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                                    • Exodus_2pt0
                                      R3V Elite
                                      • Dec 2011
                                      • 5943
                                      #10
                                      Dude engines operate with vacuum in the crankcase, not pressure....

                                      Oh, so wait... He was bitching at you to replace the pan because the drain plug was leaking?

                                      Your lucky he even changed the oil... Dick
                                      No E30 Club
                                      Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                                      Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                                        • assblaster
                                          Banned
                                          • Jul 2011
                                          • 75
                                          #11
                                          you wanna suck his dick? il give you his number

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                                            • semaj4712
                                              No R3VLimiter
                                              • Mar 2012
                                              • 3069
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by assblaster
                                              A little aggressive driving scraped the bottom of my oil pan so what the threading is a little gone, that asshole wanted to bang me over the head for 300$, a little, I mean a tiny dab of silcone that bitch is holding pressure just fine my driveway is leak free! If it was an M I would agree with your concerns but its not relax ur buttholes!
                                              What I got from this...

                                              Originally posted by assblaster
                                              A little aggressive driving scraped the bottom of my oil pan so what the threading is a little gone
                                              You drive very aggressively and happened to damage your oil pan...

                                              Originally posted by assblaster
                                              that asshole wanted to bang me over the head for 300$
                                              He wanted to charge you what it costs to properly fix a damaged oil pan...


                                              Originally posted by assblaster
                                              a little, I mean a tiny dab of silcone that bitch is holding pressure just fine my driveway is leak free!
                                              You put silicone into your drain hole, so that when you need to drain your oil pan you will be able to...


                                              Originally posted by assblaster
                                              If it was an M I would agree with your concerns but its not relax ur buttholes!
                                              You only like to do proper car work when it is an M model, and you were afraid to get raped?

                                              Just wanted to translate

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                                                • assblaster
                                                  Banned
                                                  • Jul 2011
                                                  • 75
                                                  #13
                                                  I forget how tight an asshole some of you people have, mine is loose as shit. I was gonna post the other call I did but I dunno if yall deserve to hear it the way this is going

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                                                    • semaj4712
                                                      No R3VLimiter
                                                      • Mar 2012
                                                      • 3069
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by assblaster
                                                      I forget how tight an asshole some of you people have, mine is loose as shit. I was gonna post the other call I did but I dunno if yall deserve to hear it the way this is going
                                                      Nobody cares

                                                      29 Model A // 55 GMC 100 // 66 C10 // 72 BMW 2002 2.7 M20 Turbo // 75 CB500T Custom // 04 BMW M3 // 13 BMW 328i Sport
                                                      72 BMW 2002 2.7 M20 Turbo Build Thread // INSTAGRAM
                                                      Gewerkschaft der Polizei Sticker/Clings For Sale $8

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                                                        • assblaster
                                                          Banned
                                                          • Jul 2011
                                                          • 75
                                                          #15
                                                          I was so mad after having paid for a hg replacement to find the tube upside down maybe I shouldnt be so angry when I decide to make a thread

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