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    #16
    Wait.....

    First e30 tech thread....

    Then premise for horror movie.....

    Now Slammin' is confused and angry......
    1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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      #17
      Originally posted by WhyNot View Post
      funny story.....
      that was a little sketch i did when i was a young kid.
      i drew it because i couldnt speak.
      they say it might have had something to do with my dad hanging himself if front of me.
      we never spent much time together so i thought we were bonding as we both swung in the tree. me on a swing and him by neck.
      i knew then that he really loved me because he never took his eyes off of me or even blinked.
      i dont remember too much after that.
      i feel asleep after about 5 hours in the sun.
      the next thing i remember is my aunt bruce, thats another story, was carrying me in the house with blood all over his white summer dress.
      somehow my favorite frog gutting knife had poke a few [hundred] holes in me. probably the mama and papa frogs of the baby frogs i killed.
      well a sketch doesnt move by the avator does, just like my real dad!
      and it was sunny not dark.
      i wonder if he is still there and i hope he aint mad because i left.
      they tell me in the nervous hospital to not think about it....
      whynot
      Write a book.









      I don't even own this car anymore, but I'm too lazy to change the picture.

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        #18
        Awesome post is Awesome
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        Originally Said by Bob Marley
        "BMW make pure trouble!"

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          #19
          I want to meet Aunt Bruce
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            #20
            speechless...

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              #21
              Originally posted by blunttech View Post
              I want to meet Aunt Bruce
              You sure Aunt Bruce hasn't already met you?
              1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                #22
                Originally posted by slammin.e28guy View Post
                You sure Aunt Bruce hasn't already met you?
                Actually he has. He asked me to tell you he gave you herpes for your birthday but you may not know it yet
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                  #23
                  Originally posted by blunttech View Post
                  Actually he has. He asked me to tell you he gave you herpes for your birthday but you may not know it yet
                  thats aunt bruce for ya....
                  Originally posted by der affe
                  What are you going to start a thread about next? "My woman's skinny jeans chaffe my special parts, f*ck skin irritation"
                  Originally posted by navid41691
                  And no, I use lotion so I don't have to worry about skin irritation.
                  '...rolling balls, i'm elated, i'm going dumb now; drinking liquor i'm faded and having fun now; loaded gun and tripping with everyone around; keep me stuck in the sky, i never wanna come down...'...kabosh

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by blunttech View Post
                    Actually he has. He asked me to tell you he gave you herpes for your birthday but you may not know it yet
                    Originally posted by WhyNot View Post
                    thats aunt bruce for ya....
                    Awwe shit.....better let Lambo know!
                    1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by blunttech View Post
                      Actually he has. He asked me to tell you he gave you herpes for your birthday but you may not know it yet

                      fixed.
                      I don't even own this car anymore, but I'm too lazy to change the picture.

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